bikini

Well ~~hey there~~ bro.

What's worse than one Borat-style mankini? Well...

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Ugh, it's like seeing a sack of groceries in swim wear.

The Borat mankini is one thing, but that frog hat? Totally unacceptable formal wear.

We never asked for it to end this way. Alas...

Wall-E here is getting all kinds of feelings that he didn't know he could feel before.

Such confidence, such poise, such magnificent moobs.

I mean, what happened to the old days when you just went down to the boardwalk, avoided teenagers selling drugs, and played skee-ball on a cloudy Sunday afternoon?

Papa always said "never insult the fashion decisions of a lady with a firearm," and though there's no magazine in that machine gun I'm not going to take any chances.

And clearly you both needed some more sunscreen. Let that molting skin be a reminder that we didn't come to the Pearl Jam concert to see this.