An absolute unit can be just about any person, place, or thing. A bear, a squirrel, even a real chonky chair could qualify. It just has to be large and in charge. When you're in awe of the size of that lad, you know you're looking at an absolute unit.
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We're pretty sure this move wasn't planned.
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If rubbing a Buddha statue's belly is good luck, grinding your butt must be like SUPER luck!
