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The Morris Animal Refuge swears this guy isn't a bobcat, but holy crap is the 26 pound Mr B a big boy. For a story on someone who accidentally DID try to adopt a bobcat you can read this funny craigslist ad about a mistaken animal lover who thinks they've found a stray cat. We're big fans of animal shelters with a sense of humor, like this pet shelter that gives cats crazy names.

An absolute unit can be just about any person, place, or thing. A bear, a squirrel, even a real chonky chair could qualify. It just has to be large and in charge. When you're in awe of the size of that lad, you know you're looking at an absolute unit.