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Tumblr Thread: Excerpts from Bible Rewritten by Eleven Year Old

This Tumblr user found an interesting gem, the forgotten writing project of their eleven year old self trying to give a crack at rewriting the Bible. For some more religion themed Tumblr posts, here are some Tumblr holy water loopholes as well as one Tumblr user's annual tradition of the moving of the Jesus.

Tumblr user finds exercpts of their eleven year old self trying to rewrite the bible | punkfaery going through my microsoft word archives is great fun because always find wildest shit there and by wildest shit mean time tried rewrite entire bible scratch at age eleven and half punkfaery "And so Adam and Eve were cast out Garden Eden, and Eve turned Adam and said Nice going, loser."
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Landlord Uses Bible To Justify Raising The Rent, Tenant Misses The Joke

In all fairness, if you found yourself caught up in a scenario where your landlord was potentially trying to raise the rent with the bible as justification...you'd be a little peeved too. Fortunately, the landlord was in fact agnostic, and just messing around with a friend who was "way too easy to rile up." He got her good. 

Landlord "uses the Bible" to justify a rent hike, and the tenant totally misses the joke.
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Guy Destroys Homophobic Haters With Brilliant Rant on Bible Hypocrisy

Ever since the tragic events in Orlando, the internet has rallied to show their support for victims of the nightclub shooting and LGBT community of Orlando. Unfortunately, there are still homophobic bigots out there trolling their best to justify the slaughter of 49 people. So, on Monday, Darrius Anderson decided to shut up those bible thumping haters with an incredible rant on just how hypocritical peoples' interpretation of the bible can be.

guy rants about bible hypocrisy against gays
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