beyoncé

What else was I supposed to do?

Beyoncé was featured on the long-running blog project Humans of New York, where she discussed the blessing (everyone remembers your name!) and curse (no one will stop singing "Single Ladies"!) of having a famous moniker. And just like that, the rest of the internet joined in to share their woes. Some of these names almost seem too good to be true. 

Hopefully now she knows that she isn't alone!

You see what you're doing with your long hair, Beyonce? You're making your poor fans who want to capture your full image wear shirts like these. Be considerate. Cut your hair short or at least get some Princess Leia-style buns.

Actually, "Seth" (if you are who your Twitter handle says you are), someone already beat you to it.