Gotta keep that head on a swivel.

Nice detective work.

Fellas, is it wrong to wear sunscreen?

Working can be a healthy habit, especially when it compliments people's other habits of being warm, dry and fed. But when you find yourself in the office at 10 pm getting texts about when you're supposed to be arriving with the Thanksgiving Turkey, it might be time to admit that you have a problem. Or maybe society has the problem and we're just feeding into it.

Some of us need a review.

Who would think that separating kids in school by reading level could result in some of those kids becoming huge jerks to their own peers? Kids are all basically sociopaths anyway, so giving a talented one a tangible reason to be an ass isn't exactly gonna help their social development in the long run. The internet weighed in on this sibling giving their sister the straight facts about her attitude toward other people. For another one like this, here's the condescending genius brother who final…

Bruh.

Do not fear their demands.

Engage the funk!

What makes a person attractive is subjective, but like, man brush your teeth.

That's a deal breaker, sweetie.

*Reflects upon self*

It's not illegal to be horrible.

There are clear signs.

People can be selfish sometimes.

Some crimes are unforgivable.