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Who sells these? Like, we would be completely surprised if any of these worked at all. At the same time, we mostly feel bad for all the models who got roped into this venture. You can see the bewilderment and disappointment in their eyes. But hey, there are worse gigs out there. For more terrible products that are otherwise useless or misleading, here are 25 awful products designed by monsters

In our world of buyer beware, all you have is your wits keeping you from falling prey to manipulative and terrible products and ads. It's even harder when you're shopping online, since not seeing a physical version of the product will pit your expectations vs reality. These people definitely felt the pain of misleading advertising and the results are pretty damn funny.

Behold, what was once an obstructive pipe is now a saxophone! Here's public graffiti that either made a statement or just cleverly tried to make the best out of a less-than-pretty concrete landscape. For more art finding its way into everyday life, here are some brilliantly vandalized school textbooks.

This Tumblr post about Pearl Powder being the next wild beauty product secret is just our kind of BS. "Surely you have heard about the buzz of pearl powder..." Um, no, I have not. Anyone else? The Tumblr community never fails to hatch up all kinds of madness for our enjoyment. Thank goodness it's still around. I guess that might be fleeting with the terrible passing of Article 13. Here's a list of Tumblr usersgetting real angry about that, if you're looking for more Tumblr gold. 

Sure they can't think and have no concept of determination, but damn these green bastards are hard to kill.

Not sure if they'll work, but they will succeed in making you look like Hannibal Lecter.

Eagerly waiting for McDonald's to weigh in on this catastrophe. Just when we were foolishly, optimistically convinced that we couldn't fall any further down the rabbit's hole of humanity gone horribly wrong....we're served this steaming, meticulously prepared pile of WTF. What on earth are these young ladies thinking? 

Just when you thought you'd seen it all, you come across this insanity seemingly devoid of all rhyme and reason. Yep, the blonde German glamour model in question claims she's transformed into a black woman, and further, plans on 'finalizing the process through undergoing facial surgery to ensure she has African facial features.' Someone queue up the triggered social media backlash....

Well, it's hump day yet again. We figured a little boost of endorphins might be in order to get you through the rest of the week. 

You're welcome. 

And if you need more Humpday Pics or another helping of Wednesday Memesto help you get past the most difficult, and longest part of anyone's week.

What are we looking at here? A painfully pronounced kind of pink alien egg fallen from the outermost reaches of the galaxy itself? A colorful sex toy? Nah, bro. Apparently this shit falls under the category of a beauty blender, which only confused me more. Enjoy these other guys experiencing that confusion firsthand in the conversations they shared on Twitter. 

A conservative internet personality, a typo and a little bit of pudge were all it took to get this meme going once someone dug up a Tweet about the "Ideal Male Body" from eight months ago.