beauty

Not sure if they'll work, but they will succeed in making you look like Hannibal Lecter.

Eagerly waiting for McDonald's to weigh in on this catastrophe. Just when we were foolishly, optimistically convinced that we couldn't fall any further down the rabbit's hole of humanity gone horribly wrong....we're served this steaming, meticulously prepared pile of WTF. What on earth are these young ladies thinking? 

Just when you thought you'd seen it all, you come across this insanity seemingly devoid of all rhyme and reason. Yep, the blonde German glamour model in question claims she's transformed into a black woman, and further, plans on 'finalizing the process through undergoing facial surgery to ensure she has African facial features.' Someone queue up the triggered social media backlash....

Well, it's hump day yet again. We figured a little boost of endorphins might be in order to get you through the rest of the week. 

You're welcome. 

What are we looking at here? A painfully pronounced kind of pink alien egg fallen from the outermost reaches of the galaxy itself? A colorful sex toy? Nah, bro. Apparently this shit falls under the category of a beauty blender, which only confused me more. Enjoy these other guys experiencing that confusion firsthand in the conversations they shared on Twitter.