The world is a big, complicated place. Threats are everywhere, and some are more obvious than others. Who knew some cute seals could be so dangerous? But for the love of god don't ever screw around with an overflowing pot of chili in a newly cleaned car.
bears
Via Jordan Ogle
That'll teach that bear about ever considering coming back for a second try at garbage feasting.
Via Kayla Furlotte
Warning there is some hosers using foul language in this video because bears are frickin' scary.
Via KZedUK
Warning: NSFW language! (YOU'D BE CURSING TOO IF THERE WAS A BEAR IN YOUR HOUSE)
Alternate Titles for this amazing footage:
- Bear Witch Project
- Zoidberg Films a Bear in His House
- Bearanormal Activity
- A Nightbear On Elm Street
- Unbearably Scary Movie
Feel free to add your own title in the comments!
Via LakeFirePIO
Florida firefighters rescued this adorable baby bear and gave him a very fitting name: Smokey Junior. 
Smokey's mom wasn't near by so she's now in the care of the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission. They believe they might have found her mother and the two will be reunited soon!
Via Fox 4 now
Cutting your teeth reporting puns for TV can be nerve-racking, so let's cut that nervous-anchorman some slack.
