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A Bean/Sausage Counter's Strange And Magically Captivating Story Goes Viral

This is so dang lovably quirky. You won't be able to help yourself from smiling when reading through this dedicated bean and sausage counter's quest to count all them beans. Oh, and Deirdre sounds like a lovely woman. 

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Woman's Attempt At Breakfast Gets Roasted Beyond Recognition

Dammit Carol, that bacon is more pink and raw than a chapped ass, those eggs look like they've been fried on a sidewalk and the beans are sadder than a racehorse with a broken leg.

If is wasn't obvious by now, make sure your creation is worth reviewing when you submit it for public ridicule.

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16 Pics of Beans That Failed to Stay in Their Lane

People are putting beans in things where they don't belong. We're not sure how to feel about it.

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10 Pics of Beans In Things They Shouldn't Be In

Life can get overwhelming, so why not sit back and relax with pictures of beans cleverly placed in things they shouldn't be. And thank the good people at r/beansinthings. They have been waiting for their big break and they deserve it.

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shower beans People Have Been Discovering The "Magic Beans" in Their Soap Turning to Beanstalks in the Shower
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Lush is a handmade cosmetics company that is known for their  particularly fancy bath bombs.  They also make a massage bar that includes organic adzuki beans which just happen to sprout in the shower. According to the product description

Wiccy Magic Muscles contains a warming blend of cinnamon and peppermint essential oils that are said to stimulate the circulation to warm and loosen up stiff, achy muscles.


This isn't a new problem, it seems like people have been Tweeting about it since at least 2015. 


via @rachel__deng

Of course, it's been noted that it isn't really meant for the shower anyway. It's an oil bar after all. That hasn't stopped people from growing new little friends in their shower drains. 

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Someone Has Spent the Last Year Photoshopping Beans From Even Stevens Onto Other People

I don't know who, and I don't know why, but someone with a very specific set of skills has set out to fill the world with terrifying photoshops of Steven Anthony Lawrence, the guy who played Beans on Even Stevens. Since at least December of last year, the Beans Memes twitter has been bestowing these gifts upon the world:

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THE MORE YOU TOOT, THERE I SAID IT!!!

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Two of my favorite things: beans...

... and Van Camp's products!