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Awww come one, you're one propane tank away from rocking the triple-powered grill. Don't let Hank Hill down.

~NSHA

Caron Rotisseries, a company that must have been founded by Q in his retirement, recently released its newest product; a portable rotisserie grill. Perfect for a day at the beach, an EXTREMELY nonchalant office, or if you feel like walking around looking like a professional assassin.

It comes with a removal charcoal pan for grilling and the rotating skewers can be powered by A/C adapter or lithium battery. No word on how much this barbecue beast weighs but at a cost of $719, you're sure to be the only one on the block with one.

The simplest solution is always usually the best. In most cases the simplest solution is just buying a new one.

~NSHA

Excuse me, I believe it specifically states not to use the top step. Please expand your barbecue and try again.

~NSHA

Carbon monoxide for everyone!

~NSHA

Burning cardboard? Pieces of fence? Cinder blocks?

We could take a lesson from you, good sir.

~NSHA

They should not only give you your deposit back, but pay you for your brilliant work.

~NSHA

Oh, it's plugged in? Then it should be fine.

~NSHA

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