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Jeff Wysaski of Obvious Plant makes weird and hilarious absurdist parody products. There's a good chance you've seen some images of them floating around the internet. Here are some that made us quake with laughter.

A thrift shop employee took it upon themselves to spice up the merchandise. It's reminiscent of some hilarious antiques roadshow alternate captions that can be found here.

Oh, if these scars could talk. They would say "God I am dumb. Why did I think I could make it over that car on a razor scooter." Here's what people had to say about their idiotic injuries.

When you get down to brass tacks, Lord of the Rings was a glorified trip back to Jared.

Christmas is around a few corners! There's still time to get your kid that Incredible Hunk action figure they wanted.

Some facts from the making of one of those movies where magic happened. 

The similarities between Batman and The Accountant are alarmingly UNCANNY. Naturally, the ever thoughtful and introspective John Mayer seized the moment to float a surprisingly logical conspiracy theory about The Accountant being some sort of Batman origin story. Somehow, it kind of adds up....

How could we have missed this the first time! Maybe Harvey Dent was just running a little bit slow from the unworldly amount of pain he seemed hellbent on subjecting himself to. I mean, the dude did just have half his face fried off; but screw Advil right?