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Leave it to Tumblr to take a quirky superhero idea and turn it up to eleven, like this thread where a mystified man is able to identify superheroes. It seems like every villain would be some kind of expert in whatever their field of villainy, so they wouldn't necessarily be bad at giving advice.

Comic book writer Lilah Sturges wrote a lengthy thread pointing out a lot of the stupid things that make up the DC universe. In DC's defense, it's probably hard to write stories about the same characters for decades and decades without making a key part of their character laughably dumb.

Jeff Wysaski of Obvious Plant makes weird and hilarious absurdist parody products. There's a good chance you've seen some images of them floating around the internet. Here are some that made us quake with laughter.

A thrift shop employee took it upon themselves to spice up the merchandise. It's reminiscent of some hilarious antiques roadshow alternate captions that can be found here.

Oh, if these scars could talk. They would say "God I am dumb. Why did I think I could make it over that car on a razor scooter." Here's what people had to say about their idiotic injuries.

When you get down to brass tacks, Lord of the Rings was a glorified trip back to Jared.

Christmas is around a few corners! There's still time to get your kid that Incredible Hunk action figure they wanted.

Some facts from the making of one of those movies where magic happened. 

The similarities between Batman and The Accountant are alarmingly UNCANNY. Naturally, the ever thoughtful and introspective John Mayer seized the moment to float a surprisingly logical conspiracy theory about The Accountant being some sort of Batman origin story. Somehow, it kind of adds up....

How could we have missed this the first time! Maybe Harvey Dent was just running a little bit slow from the unworldly amount of pain he seemed hellbent on subjecting himself to. I mean, the dude did just have half his face fried off; but screw Advil right?

For me, 'The Dark Knight' still stands as one of the greatest movies of all time. It was one of those films were the writing, acting, and directing all come together perfectly to create a truly awe-inspiring experience.

"You just made the biggest mistake of your career, what are you gonna do next?"

"I’m going to... stay off the Internet!"

I imagine that’s what New York Giants running back Bobby Rainey is saying tonight after his game against the Packers. During a kickoff, Rainey caught a ball that was clearly going out of bounds.

As the announcer said, “That was a mistake.”

Not only doesn't Rainey have his team, coach, and self to answer to, but Twitter is destroying him right now. Nothing’s out of bounds. Check it out: