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Excuse me, where's the bathroom? If you're looking for toilet memes to clean out that potty mouth, you've come to the right place.

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Twitter Thread: The Messy History Of Using The Bathroom In Space

Mary Robinette Kowal gets into the nitty gritty of space defecation and how "there's no good way for women to pee in space" was never a completely satisfactory answer for a lack of women in space, at least from the engineering side of things. Turns out, the ideas we had for going to the bathroom in space in general were... lackluster. To rely on the old saying, why is it we could put a man on the moon but we couldn't come up with a half decent way to get people a bathroom in space without having to sit in it?

twitter thread on using bathroom in space
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Tattoo Artist Charges For 35 Minutes Spent In The Bathroom

By all means, if you're working for a soulless corporation that doesn't even know or care if you spend half your working hours on the toilet, clock in and drop your troubles into the thunder bucket. But charging single tattoo client 70 bucks for you to take a dump? That's getting absurd. Usually it's the tattoo artists themselves who have to deal with totally feral Karens or deal with people's horrible tattoo choices, but this one seems sort of out-of-line. Why not just reschedule if you can't keep it together? Why not discount the lost time?

tattoo artist charges for time spent in bathroom, spends 35 minutes in bathroom
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Lingering Customer Can't Use Facilities After Close, Throws Tantrum

Closing time can be a dodgy period for employees. This lady brought her tea from home so it's unclear if she was even a real customer, but expecting to just stay as long as you want when all the employees should be off work anyway? What a way to live your life. Too many customers don't seem to get that closed means closed, like this entitled customer who expects a place to stay open late but can't handle rejection.

lady in story drinks free tea all day and gets angry when store closes and she can't use bathroom
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Demanding Karen Insists She Works at the Store

It would take the most silver-tongued of devils to talk their way into an employee-only 7-11 bathroom in the middle of the night, and whatever opinion this entitled Karen has of herself, she's not gonna get in there. For another ridiculous Karen tactic, here's a Karen who demanded to speak to a fellow customer's manager.

Karen insists she's an employee to try to use the bathroom | r/IDontWorkHerelady Posted by u/wafflecopter2 16 hours ago No don't work here, lady XL never been mistaken an employee at place don't work at, but did have tell Karen she doesn't work at my store work at 7-Eleven, and been there about six years now used work night shift (boy, do have some stories those days) but one really stands out this subreddit is time had tell lady she doesnt work at my store.
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Wild Toilets of the World

People get more creative with toilets than almost any household fixture, and we're here for it. Seriously, the world has too many weird toilets. Here are more cringey toilets that are cursed to oblivion. There are themed toilet, inconvenient and impossible toilets, and just plain weird and uncomfortable toilets.

Weird cursed toilets that are shaped like other things or just wtf | toilet built inside a large human skull with the bowl looking like a white tongue | row of urinals shaped like nun statues
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Terrific Bathroom Graffiti People Witnessed

Public restrooms are an interesting thing. It's a public place designed to facilitate the most private moments of day-to-day life. The latent tension and long list of expectations in a public restroom make them inherently funny places. Understandably, strange things happen in public restrooms. The artists and laymen who create bathroom graffiti are the unsung poets of our age.

Funny bathroom graffiti people found | reddit posed by coolcleverfunnyname Not exactly bathroom stall but bathroom bar my hometown there's condom machine says refund insert baby Always made chuckle.
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Strange Things That Happened in Public Restrooms

A public restroom can be a strange place. It's a public place built for some of the most private things people do. You end up meeting some wild characters and your most vulnerable of times. For some toilet humor here's funny bathroom graffiti, and a bunch of creepy cursed toilets.

Strange and funny things that happened to people in public bathrooms | LiccFlair 6.4k points 2 days ago 3 had pleasure hearing some poor soul trying pass kidney stone movie theater restroom. His screams would have scared shit out if wasn't why there first place.
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Jerk Startup Toilet Company Aims To Shorten Worker's Breaks

This rude startup company has take it upon themselves to design toilets intentionally tilted to such an angle, that workers won't want to sit on the toilet for longer than five minutes. Apparently nothing is sacred after all. Is it really any surprise that companies might want to aggressively attack those areas of productivity in the workforce, that they see as coming up short? Unfortunately, no, it's not. 

People react to a startup company that want to intentionally tilt toilets so that workers use the toilets for a lesser amount of time | BREAKING NEWS: Say goodbye comfort breaks! New downward-tilting toilets are designed become unbearable sit on after five minutes. They say main benefit is employees improved employee productivity. 13-degree sitting angle causes leg strain after five minutes
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Cursed Toilets that Make Us Want to Take a Shower

Sure there's toilet humor, but these toilets are no joke. These kinda make you want to crap your pants. Not just cause they're weird and scary, but because a few of us would rather crap our pants than use them. For some scarier thrones of doom, here are toilets with threatening auras.

Toilets that are scary and weird.
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Twitter Users Share Things They've Overheard In A Public Bathroom

Twitter users are sharing various things they've overheard in public restrooms. You never know when you might hear someone behind a bathroom stall door, complaining about mistaking a cigarette for a tampon. 

Various Twitter users share the different things they've overheard in a public bathroom.
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Guy Suspects Wife Is Cheating, She's Actually Going to Denny's to Use The Toilet

You really hope this shit is real. It would take a herculean amount of willful ignorance not to notice that your significant other is leaving the house every time they need to use the bathroom, but to be fair, some couples are actually really, really terrible at communication. For those of you who like toilet stories and completely lack class, here's a hilarious airplane bathroom story.

tifu, reddit, denny's, today i fucked up, story about wife going to a denny's to use the bathroom
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Couple Stiffs Plumber Dad So He Grouts Their Bathroom With Sugar

Turns out sugar isn't just for destroying car engines. When this couple decided that their bathroom should look different than how they asked for two weeks before, payed half and demanded the guy finish the job, he took revenge into his own hands. Revenge on customers isn't exactly advisable, but boy is it satisfying to hear about.

story of plumber who got stiffed so he grouted their bathroom with sugar
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A Large Steaming Dump Of 23 Stressfully Cursed Toilets

This is an abomination of a dump. I've never seen so many hopelessly cursed toilets in my life. Can you imagine for a second trying to use one of these? There goes that needing to take a piss problem..

While you sit on your throne at home, feel free to browse some more cursed images and learn about the wonky side of the world. 

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