basketball

Um, what kind of jump shot was that? Yikes, coach. 

It's like some of the developers were too scared to tell these guys to do a second take. 

Riley Smith, a professional football player, can jump so high he should probably have a pilot's license up there. Apparently this dude's jumping higher than any NBA player in history. 

"Nobody thought he could make it in the NBA, until they saw his sweet moves" - Air Bud Fifteen: Not even a dog anymore.

Shaq lost a bet and now all of us get to see his hairline. Right on. 

I mean, this is just painful to listen to. It's impressive that it's this bad, really. 

How about that panic being expressed by the cameraman. Kid is definitely going places!

This brings us back to playing sports as kids, when the opposing team had the one kid who had already gone through puberty and all your teammates could do was just look at each other and go "well, good luck everyone." They're playing on an 8 foot rim too, so this kid doesn't even have to jump to dunk. Watching all the other kids try they're best is harrowing, but also kind of hilarious.

It's clearly no easy task to get actual NBA players to lend their voices to your game. In this case it sounds like a combination of none of these guys having a chance to read over their scripts as well as the producers trying to get everything in one take. Holy crap these are bad.

Sometimes it pays to have some security cameras around. This person luckily had multiple views of this careless Amazon delivery driver mishandling their package, driving on their grass, backing into their hoop and driving off. All they want is #justiceforthebasketballhoop

This former bold meteorologist, George Flickinger, put the NBA game on split-screen to broadcast a tornado warning. Many enraged calls ensued, and he has since stepped forward to formally NOT apologize. 

This show is more entertaining than the actual games. This is just TOO GOOD. Shaq ain't playing no games.