barbecue

"Used the dead grill that I kept around, cause you never know when your gonna need a dead BBQ as a stand for the A/C. And cinderblocks, of course."

If you don't want to turn the meat manually, use a tool you tool!

Want to feel the sea breeze on your face? Then attach a boat sun shade to your grill! Scientifically proven to make any backyard wind saltier and fresher! Someone bust out the chap stick!

Catch all the summer time things on the flip-side, which is actually right here!

"Yarrrrrr gon' gimme all yer traysure else I'ma shoot yew wit nat der blunderbuss!"

proxymat, you just might be a genius!

Assuming that you're relatively new to your place of work, you will now be forever known as "that guy" who would enjoy cooking and eating people if you aren't already into it. There are probably worse ways to alienate your coworkers, but I can't think of many.

As known as "The Meatle."

There, You Grilled It!