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Time to raise the bar. If you walk the straight and narrow, and can toe that line on the bar, then maybe these straight-laced puns are for you to. So grab a pint and celebrate, but make sure you stay the course.

Mother's Day WIN

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Dad, Please Stop

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Don't Spill On Him!

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On Second Thought, Let's Go tot he Other Other Bar

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Bar Signs: The Last Holdout for Chalk Art

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You'll Want to Leave Before Last Call

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It's (9 to) 5:00 Somewhere

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After 12: Can't Tell if Good Tipper, Or Angry Customer...

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Not That They're Expensive Drunks Anyway

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Dating Fails: Let's Not Make Any Bad Decisions Tonight

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I Keep a Few Dozen Completed Napkins My Pockets

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He's Not Heavy, He's My Table

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A Beer For Your Rock Jams?

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Maybe Just Stay There, Please?

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Just Bunt It

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Such a Large Feat for a Small Distance to Travel

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