banter

The insult-savvy, roast-friendly community of Reddit claims their latest victim, in this willing dude who kicked things off by calling himself a "baked bean." That was a spicy tart, friend. From there, people absolutely had their way with hatching up the most creative combinations of degrading words, that they could find in the backs of their brains. 

If you thought Wendy's was the only company with a solid line on witty banter in the Twitter-verse, you thought wrong. Turns out Pizza Hut UK is packing a powerhouse punch of their own. Look no further than this brief, yet brutal exchange they had with Leeds United on Twitter, in regards to "delivery time." 

The Netflix social media team for New Zealand and Australia is keeping it hot and spicy in the land down un-duh. They meet their customer's whines and complaints, and the blank space of a yet composed social media message, with inspired banter. We're all about it. Keep it up, and get that person/team a little raise! 

Shoutout to @InsultMeDaddy for keeping the spiciness maxed out with these thoughtful insults. 

Comebacks aren't even an option when it comes to these...

Leave it to Ryan Reynolds to savagely roast the Avengers team with a letter that glaringly parodies everything about the heartfelt original from the Russo Brothers (directors) to the world before the Avengers Infinity War premiere. The attention to detail and high caliber banter would make Deadpool himself proud. 

Straight up smoky in this room right now from all these roastings. There's a great much to be said for the witty comeback-spewing cretins out there that can think on their feet, and maintain their cool in the fiery face of a pestilent shithead that just has it in for them, on any given day. 

Wonder Woman should've known better than to toss shade at Deadpool, the king of witty banter, himself. 

Be sure to bust these out on that next particularly hatable individual you cross paths. 

Some of these burnt and toasted individuals all but served up the comebacks that'd be their ultimate undoing on a hot, steamy platter of righteousness. While others, others just got blindsided. All in all, your 'game' is as good as your ability to engage in some solid witty banter, and these freshly fried amateurs need to turn back and hit the books.

At least we have our comedically gifted fast food twitter in such trying and unpredictable times. Of all the tweets we're about to cruise through, I've gotta pass the MVP award to Wendy's at this point, man. The sheer brutality meets locker-room kind of banter they've had runnin amok across my twitter feed as of late is a solid testament to social media marketing done right.

Wit is something of an indispensable gift when it comes to mastering one's Tinder game, and this guy definitely excels at his craft.