banter

These women were dealt ruthless roasts on Reddit. Some of these are definitely crossing the line from being fun and playful, into coldhearted and cruel. But that's a good old roast for you. Sometimes the best roasts are really just plain mean. All that matters is if the roast victim is up for the challenge, after submitting themselves to the heat.

Try and break these insults out on that next irritating person who you've given up on trying to get along with. One of these might just be brutal enough to break their hearts. 

Just a couple best mates having a hell of a time roasting each other's genetic predispositions on Twitter. And as an important closing note, everyone should be wearing sunscreen! 

Break these razor sharp insults when you want to make friends, or lose friends this weekend. In all seriousness, these are pretty solid! People can churn up some serious meanness when they put their minds to it. 

This woman works three jobs in the service industry, which she made sure to inform Reddit's roasting community of; the ensuing roasts are nothing short of brutal shots to the self-esteem. We hope she was ready for it! 

The insult-savvy, roast-friendly community of Reddit claims their latest victim, in this willing dude who kicked things off by calling himself a "baked bean." That was a spicy tart, friend. From there, people absolutely had their way with hatching up the most creative combinations of degrading words, that they could find in the backs of their brains. 

If you thought Wendy's was the only company with a solid line on witty banter in the Twitter-verse, you thought wrong. Turns out Pizza Hut UK is packing a powerhouse punch of their own. Look no further than this brief, yet brutal exchange they had with Leeds United on Twitter, in regards to "delivery time." 

The Netflix social media team for New Zealand and Australia is keeping it hot and spicy in the land down un-duh. They meet their customer's whines and complaints, and the blank space of a yet composed social media message, with inspired banter. We're all about it. Keep it up, and get that person/team a little raise! 

Shoutout to @InsultMeDaddy for keeping the spiciness maxed out with these thoughtful insults. 

Comebacks aren't even an option when it comes to these...

Leave it to Ryan Reynolds to savagely roast the Avengers team with a letter that glaringly parodies everything about the heartfelt original from the Russo Brothers (directors) to the world before the Avengers Infinity War premiere. The attention to detail and high caliber banter would make Deadpool himself proud. 

Straight up smoky in this room right now from all these roastings. There's a great much to be said for the witty comeback-spewing cretins out there that can think on their feet, and maintain their cool in the fiery face of a pestilent shithead that just has it in for them, on any given day.