Break these razor sharp insults when you want to make friends, or lose friends this weekend. In all seriousness, these are pretty solid! People can churn up some serious meanness when they put their minds to it.
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This woman works three jobs in the service industry, which she made sure to inform Reddit's roasting community of; the ensuing roasts are nothing short of brutal shots to the self-esteem. We hope she was ready for it!
Via NBA on TNT
This show is more entertaining than the actual games. This is just TOO GOOD. Shaq ain't playing no games.
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Comedian Mark Normand was quite the handful when he came on the New Day Cleveland Show. Props to the host for buckling up and taking the wild ride with an impressive amount of flexibility and grace.
The insult-savvy, roast-friendly community of Reddit claims their latest victim, in this willing dude who kicked things off by calling himself a "baked bean." That was a spicy tart, friend. From there, people absolutely had their way with hatching up the most creative combinations of degrading words, that they could find in the backs of their brains.
If you thought Wendy's was the only company with a solid line on witty banter in the Twitter-verse, you thought wrong. Turns out Pizza Hut UK is packing a powerhouse punch of their own. Look no further than this brief, yet brutal exchange they had with Leeds United on Twitter, in regards to "delivery time."
The Netflix social media team for New Zealand and Australia is keeping it hot and spicy in the land down un-duh. They meet their customer's whines and complaints, and the blank space of a yet composed social media message, with inspired banter. We're all about it. Keep it up, and get that person/team a little raise!
Shoutout to @InsultMeDaddy for keeping the spiciness maxed out with these thoughtful insults.
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Josh Brolin stepped into the ring to take on the king of roasts, and you better believe Ryan Reynolds a.k.a. Deadpool was ready to deliver.
Leave it to Ryan Reynolds to savagely roast the Avengers team with a letter that glaringly parodies everything about the heartfelt original from the Russo Brothers (directors) to the world before the Avengers Infinity War premiere. The attention to detail and high caliber banter would make Deadpool himself proud.
Straight up smoky in this room right now from all these roastings. There's a great much to be said for the witty comeback-spewing cretins out there that can think on their feet, and maintain their cool in the fiery face of a pestilent shithead that just has it in for them, on any given day.
Some of these burnt and toasted individuals all but served up the comebacks that'd be their ultimate undoing on a hot, steamy platter of righteousness. While others, others just got blindsided. All in all, your 'game' is as good as your ability to engage in some solid witty banter, and these freshly fried amateurs need to turn back and hit the books.
