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You're making bank! Or maybe you're looking for a bank. Or maybe just looking for a way to make a joke out of mounting debt and loans that seem to just come from every direction. So dive into the world of economics and the funniest parts of banks and money you could find.

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Woman Takes Revenge On Evil Bank

This bank just refused to be considerate and treat a human being going through a profoundly hard time, with a bit of humanity. No, instead it all boiled down to playing everything strictly by the book, even when playing it by the book was devoid of logic altogether. Fortunately, she was able to take her revenge eventually, to the tune of a five figure sum of money. Check out some more juicy pro revenge drama with this story about a scummy collection agency messing with a guy's credit score.

Woman ends up taking a pro revenge on an evil bank | No changes can be made without account holder Malicious Complaince thought this belonged here and power-tripping mod over there decided remove original post after breaking his own commenting rules and getting called out recent story reminded this act malicious compliance by family member. This family member's spouse passed involved an accident left them critically injured. They were ICU months and would face permanent disability upon
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Extremely Bad Financial Decisions Clients Made

For most of us, it would seem like having a lot of money would be easy. As long as you don't spend it all on chocolate fountains and solid gold cars, you'll be fine. But for some reason, some people have a really hard time stopping themselves from making extremely ill advised investments. Whatever the bad decision, financial professionals have to hear about all of this disappointing behavior. For some other money shenanigans, here's wealthy people being extremely out of touch.

Stories of terrible financial decisions | vwh808 1.1k points 18 hours ago S 1 client who joined an MLM and racked up half million dollars worth losses before finally listening us and quitting. 2 client who spent $40k on Farmville over 3 months. 3 clients who give their adult children allowances exceed my salary, fancy cars, and houses without expecting them ever hold down job themselves.
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Bank Tries To Squeeze Dad For Money, Dad Outsmarts Bank

If this were a chess match between the sleazy bank and dad, dad just pulled the checkmate on them. Good for dad for being financially literate. For another spicy tale of pro revenge, check out this story about a man who crank called his friend and ended up being served a fake paternity suit.

Bank tries to squeeze dad for some money, but he knows too much about money | r/ProRevenge Join u/Doujin_Connoiseur 8h Try squeeze my dad his money, tough luck. He knows money. Apologies format because on mobile yada yada yada. Also this is 2nd hand my father and some words or phrasings may be mistranslated background: Back during 1997 Asian financial crisis, Malaysia hit pretty hard, especially small independent banks prime minister at time, Tun Dr Mahathir Mohamad, passed bill save banking eco
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 This probably isn't how you're supposed to do this, but that's how it was done. It's weird how easily this lady was able to just grab a seagull like that, but hey, desperate times call for desperate measures.

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Wild and Dumb Things People Wanted Loans For

Personally, we'd wish we could move money around as recklessly as banks themselves do and get bailed out with no repercussions, but anyway here are some stupid and weird things people wanted to invest in. People have stupid business ideas that are worthy of sitcoms, and generally make bad decisions. For some more people who were interesting with money here's an entitled mom who lashed out when her baby sitter quit and times that spoiled rich kids had their world burst by real life.

Dumb things people got loans for | posted by ANoobConvert One my coworkers had customer get approved business credit card and he quickly used spend 10k on breast enhancement his wife asked him this could even be considered business expense he told us well she's sales.
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Dude Almost Falls For Incredibly Believable Scam

We like to see idiot scammers get trolled, but sometimes they're incredibly clever and have access to way more of your information than you thought. Seriously, someone can dig up tons of personal information on you like your family members and past addresses in order to look legit, and frankly that's spooky as hell. This guy had to deal with just that but thankfully had the sense to back out.

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Enraged Twitter Thread Calls Out Chase Bank For Being An Evil Money Hungry Monster

The moral of the story here is that Nicole is one ruthless, cold, and careless customer service rep. Outside that, Chase bank gets "exposed" for being a money hungry, evil sac of bullsh*t. Aren't we all just...shocked. If anything, take this guy's fiery twitter thread about his bizarre number-crunching money debacle with Chase bank, as a cautionary tale for what your bank could be pulling on you, under the table. Who knows. 

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Guy Resigns From Working At Bank And Pulls Heroic Stunt On His Last Day

Not all heroes wear capes. Some of them work at banks and show up on their last day, outfitted in a Spiderman costume. What we have here is a prime example of this emboldened dude dressing for the job he wants, and not the one he had. If you're ever in need of an idea for how you want to make a splash in the (hopefully) air-conditioned nightmare you called your office, take a page from this guy's book. 

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On the plus side, unlike a bank, the bar still serves alcohol. If you can reach the right extension. 

Fail of The Day: Man Finds Bank Wide Open With No One Inside
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Someone is getting fired.

An Arizona man who didn't realize his local bank was closed on Veteran's Day arrived only to discover that someone left the doors unlocked.

Rey Lopez entered the bank and realized no one was around. He called out and got no response.

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"I was basically inside the bank and I had access to the computers, the desks, the registers, the furniture. Anybody could have gone in there and just helped themselves to whatever," Lopez told KPHO.

After snapping a selfie of his stranger encounter, he called police to get the place locked up.

Biggest missed opportunity ever.

Two bank robbers get arrested after posting pictures of themselves with the money. Like idiots.
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Bonny and Clyde, they ain't.

A couple of very smart people bragged about their Aug. 24 Asheville, Ohio bank robbery by posting pictures on social media with the wads of cash they took from the bank tellers.



This is obviously not a smart idea.


According to Sostre News:

Police were helped in their investigation by the clear images showing John Mogan and Ashley Duboe hamming it up with their fortune in greenbacks. Four days after the robbery, they began posting photos of their loot, and one friend complained that Mogan " didn't hook a brother up."

Mogan and Duboe were arrested this week for the August 24 robbery. Police say they gave a note to the teller in the Ashville bank, and walked out with a tall stack of bills. He looks nervous on the surveillance video, but in the days after the heist, they both looked gleeful on their Facebook postings.



Apparently, Morgan had just gotten out of state prison for an earlier bank robbery. He put on make up to disguise his face and neck tattoos. But sadly, nothing could disguise his stupidity.

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That's a man in a Darth Vader mask successfully getting away with a bank robbery in Pineville, NC last Monday. Luckily no one was injured in the event. Meanwhile, Star Wars Night at the AHL Manchester Monarchs game featured a Vader who was clearly none too experienced with walking on ice. 



Or maybe just failing to force choke members of the away team. Such is the mystery of the game.