These pics of random stuff looks so much like food, but they are absolutely forbidden. For more, check out r/forbiddensnacks.
banana
Via bananasgonewild
Davonte Wilson of Plano, Texas spends all day decorating bananas for 10 dollars a pop. He takes orders from his website Bananas Gone Wild. He got the idea while working in a hospital as an electrocardiogram technician. At the time, drawing faces on bananas was just an eccentric hobby but now he says he's on track to make $100,000. If that doesn't make you question your life choices, take a look at his handiwork:
Via theheraldsun
If you're looking for context, this banana was apparently making a statement about his mayor's Christmas use of the official mayoral vehicle to travel to Coffs Harbour, which features "the big banana" as its icon.
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Except with bananas they might think you're suggesting oral sex, but with carrots they'll just think you're going to bite their thing off.
