Via Chris Cunningham
Who cares about cats or whatever else pets people have when you could watch these little lords of trash open-mouth chew some bananas. God it sounds weird it's like a typewriter made of mouths.
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For such a pointless and suggestive product, anyone who sells the Banana Bunker has to be ready to field a storm of joke questions. Buying stuff online can have its drawbacks, like this guy who just tried to order boxes. You never know what kind of product reviews you might get, like this review for electric knuckles that's a fight for the ages.
Via Interesting Part
In all our years of watching various monkeys and great apes eating bananas, we didn't know that some, or at least this one, has a preference to pull off those bitter fibrous strings just under the peel. It's up there in the top three parts of the banana that are most uncomfortable to eat, and we have to agree with its decision.
Grandpa must've had nightmares about that banana bread. This story goes, that a loving family was baking their grandpa special banana bread, because they assumed that he loved it. As it turns out, this was a massive miscommunication, and grandpa actually despised the bread. Um, hilarious and wholesome, and adorable. Grandpa sounds like a true legend.
Recently Artist David Datuna made a statement by eating Maurizio Cattelan's art installation, which was a banana taped to a wall that was worth well over a hundred thousand dollars. Call us haters of modern art, but we're pretty happy to see low effort trash that people get to call "art" get eaten like the goddamned banana that it is. Artist Karla Ortiz said this about complacency of modern art galleries. Oh, also people are pretty sure this was part of a money laundering scheme.
Via bananasgonewild
Davonte Wilson of Plano, Texas spends all day decorating bananas for 10 dollars a pop. He takes orders from his website Bananas Gone Wild. He got the idea while working in a hospital as an electrocardiogram technician. At the time, drawing faces on bananas was just an eccentric hobby but now he says he's on track to make $100,000. If that doesn't make you question your life choices, take a look at his handiwork:
