These pics of random stuff looks so much like food, but they are absolutely forbidden. For more, check out r/forbiddensnacks.
banana
Via bananasgonewild
Davonte Wilson of Plano, Texas spends all day decorating bananas for 10 dollars a pop. He takes orders from his website Bananas Gone Wild. He got the idea while working in a hospital as an electrocardiogram technician. At the time, drawing faces on bananas was just an eccentric hobby but now he says he's on track to make $100,000. If that doesn't make you question your life choices, take a look at his handiwork:
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Except with bananas they might think you're suggesting oral sex, but with carrots they'll just think you're going to bite their thing off.
