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Woman's Attempt At Breakfast Gets Roasted Beyond Recognition

Dammit Carol, that bacon is more pink and raw than a chapped ass, those eggs look like they've been fried on a sidewalk and the beans are sadder than a racehorse with a broken leg.

If is wasn't obvious by now, make sure your creation is worth reviewing when you submit it for public ridicule.

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Now that this baby's has experienced the only real joy in life, it's all downhill from here. At least he's in good company:















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Also - gives Pringles a chance to remind us there is not actual bacon in these.

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The train was en route to Chicago from San Diego when it ran into a truck trying to cross the tracks. Luckily there were no serious injuries reported, but the real casualty was all this bacon. RIP bacon, we knew you well.