Depending on where you went to school and what classes you took, you may have had a project where you had to take care of a sack of flour as if it were a child, or in this case, a robotic doll programmed to cry. Based on how frustrating these things can be, we're not sure if these projects were designed to be a learning experience so much as birth control. It doesn't take simulated parenting to know that kids are weird and dumb, and that toddlers have meltdowns over nothing, but having a robot baby wake up in the middle of the night might be a literal wake-up call for a high school freshman.
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Someone on AskReddit asked for doctors and nurses to share their experiences with encountering couples that realized the kid was not the father's. Talk about a full-fledged nightmare situation. There's not really any coming back from that. The sobering moment of realization has got to be the living definition of soul-crushing. Can't even imagine.
You don't need to be a doctor, nurse or midwife to know where babies come from. That said, some people are way too old, and in some cases have too many kids, to not know the most basic information. How are people so bad at this. It's okay when kids ask hilarious questions in sex-ed because they're just learning, but this is too far. People have strange relationships with their doctors, going as far to deny really WTF stuff.
Man, we need better sex education. I guess you can't shame people for asking hilarious questions, but some of these assertions are so stupid they're almost dangerous. Even more disappointing, it's the people who don't understand how sex works that end up accidentally having the most children.
Back when a kid could just walk around the woods alone all day. Back when you could give a baby a beer and a bottle rocket. Back when a child's car seat was pretty much just a mobile iron murder cage. Has parenting gotten safer and more responsible or just less fun? Little of column A, little of column B.
Babies have had it too good for too long. It's about time someone got in their small, round faces. @charlee_buns started the all-out tirade against the world's biggest freeloaders.
Take a look at some Funny Tweets here.
I don't know what percentage it is, but I'm pretty sure that most babies are accidents (in the perspective of at least one person in the relationship). I know for sure that I wasn't planned by parents. With the help of anonymous Whisper confessions, we can now learn what goes on when those 'accidents' aren't actually so accidental. So maybe I wasn't an accident after all... Enjoy reading these juicy confessions and don't get any ideas, these aren't the most ethical things you can do in a relationship.
You don't need to hear it from Ryan Reynolds to know that parenting is hard, but knowing that stars also struggle with raising their kids feels a little bit like...revenge? What can we say, the mental image of Carrie Underwood finishing a child's uneaten plate of nuggets feels pretty cathartic. If you like brutally real jokes about family, then here's some funny marriage tweets.
