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Parents of Ugly Babies Share What That's Like

We knew kids were weird and stupid already, but for a decent amount of time they're also ugly too. It's true that none of us would look too great if we had soft heads that just got pushed through a human being like a play-dough fun factory, but it's kind of a toss-up how different people take it. They're not supposed to look great when they're fresh anyway. Life is weird like that. You're born into this world and it's just a matter of time before you start realizing all the illogical things your parents do.

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Negligent Neighbor Demands Dog Child Support

If you're not gonna keep a sharp eye on your pets, at least make sure they're not prepared to go around making any more. This neighbor didn't take any preventative measures with her own dog and now she's saying she's entitled to compensation. Both of these neighbors could have benefitted from hearing about this neighbor who built a fence to keep the neighbors out of her pool.

dog gets pregnant and owner demands child support | Posted by u/juhjbft 1 day ago 2 3 2 2 8 3 AITA not paying my neighbor's dog's "child support Yes read right Not hole This story is going sound ridiculous, especially with story yesterday about dogs cheating but assure this isn't shitpost My neighbor's dog recently got pregnant and she claims my dog did which is likely because her dog often escaped into my yard and she lets her dog roam around s annoying cuz her dog shits my yard.
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Texts from Students Who Had to Take Care of Electronic Babies

Depending on where you went to school and what classes you took, you may have had a project where you had to take care of a sack of flour as if it were a child, or in this case, a robotic doll programmed to cry. Based on how frustrating these things can be, we're not sure if these projects were designed to be a learning experience so much as birth control. It doesn't take simulated parenting to know that kids are weird and dumb, and that toddlers have meltdowns over nothing, but having a robot baby wake up in the middle of the night might be a literal wake-up call for a high school freshman.

Complaint texts from teen students who had to take care of a fake baby | Can shut off my baby Today 6:14 AM Hello miss lefebvre can please shut child Today 7:48 AM Good morning can't shut off or control baby is scheduled times picked programmed can't control If or tired or frustrated, ask someone help If absolutely cannot do anymore there is an emergency shut off would end baby completely and would stop process totally. If want do this, let know.
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Doctors/Nurses Share Times A Child Wasn't The Father's

Someone on AskReddit asked for doctors and nurses to share their experiences with encountering couples that realized the kid was not the father's. Talk about a full-fledged nightmare situation. There's not really any coming back from that. The sobering moment of realization has got to be the living definition of soul-crushing. Can't even imagine. 

AskReddit users share their experiences with seeing couples that realized the kid wasn't the father's | elephantidr 8h My brothers best friend didn't resemble his father while growing up, so he became more and more suspicious father eventually did DNA test my brothers friend 11 or 12) and found out 's not his parents split up with older daughter (16) going with father because she resembled him so he sure about her.
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Medical Professionals and Bystanders Share the Weirdest Pregnancy Misconceptions They've Witnessed

You don't need to be a doctor, nurse or midwife to know where babies come from. That said, some people are way too old, and in some cases have too many kids, to not know the most basic information. How are people so bad at this. It's okay when kids ask hilarious questions in sex-ed because they're just learning, but this is too far. People have strange relationships with their doctors, going as far to deny really WTF stuff.

Medical professionals and people tell stories of stupid pregnancy misconceptions.
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17 Times Morons Tried To Grasp Sex Ed on Social Media

Man, we need better sex education. I guess you can't shame people for asking hilarious questions, but some of these assertions are so stupid they're almost dangerous. Even more disappointing, it's the people who don't understand how sex works that end up accidentally having the most children.

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20 Kids in Unsafe Situations That Wouldn't Fly Today

Back when a kid could just walk around the woods alone all day. Back when you could give a baby a beer and a bottle rocket. Back when a child's car seat was pretty much just a mobile iron murder cage. Has parenting gotten safer and more responsible or just less fun? Little of column A, little of column B.

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Brutal Twitter Thread Roasts Good-For-Nothing Newborn Babies

Babies have had it too good for too long. It's about time someone got in their small, round faces. @charlee_buns started the all-out tirade against the world's biggest freeloaders.

Take a look at some Funny Tweets here. 

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13 Deceptive Women Confess Why They Lied About Being On Birth Control

I don't know what percentage it is, but I'm pretty sure that most babies are accidents (in the perspective of at least one person in the relationship). I know for sure that I wasn't planned by parents. With the help of anonymous Whisper confessions, we can now learn what goes on when those 'accidents' aren't actually so accidental. So maybe I wasn't an accident after all... Enjoy reading these juicy confessions and don't get any ideas, these aren't the most ethical things you can do in a relationship. 


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18 Wild Things Women Have Been Crazily Told About Pregnancy

Pregnancy is a crazy time in one's life. And the rest of the world can come at you to offer all kinds of unfounded, emotionally-charged, nonsensical BS that they seemingly pulled out of thing air, to offer you as truth. 

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14 Parents Share the Most Inappropriately Funny Things Their Kids Have Done

The real challenge is not letting the kid know they're being funny. Kids can't know that yelling obscenities in a crowded bookstore is hilarious. It'd totally throw off their priorities.

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