Babies

Back when a kid could just walk around the woods alone all day. Back when you could give a baby a beer and a bottle rocket. Back when a child's car seat was pretty much just a mobile iron murder cage. Has parenting gotten safer and more responsible or just less fun? Little of column A, little of column B.

Babies have had it too good for too long. It's about time someone got in their small, round faces. @charlee_buns started the all-out tirade against the world's biggest freeloaders.

You don't need to hear it from Ryan Reynolds to know that parenting is hard, but knowing that stars also struggle with raising their kids feels a little bit like...revenge? What can we say, the mental image of Carrie Underwood finishing a child's uneaten plate of nuggets feels pretty cathartic. If you like brutally real jokes about family, then here's some funny marriage tweets.

Pregnancy is a crazy time in one's life. And the rest of the world can come at you to offer all kinds of unfounded, emotionally-charged, nonsensical BS that they seemingly pulled out of thing air, to offer you as truth. 

The real challenge is not letting the kid know they're being funny. Kids can't know that yelling obscenities in a crowded bookstore is hilarious. It'd totally throw off their priorities.

Who thinks this is a reasonable offer?

When a sign warns you with comically graphic mutilation, you pay attention to the warning.

Nurses, parents, and friends explain the awkward details of times things didn't go according to plan.

A picture is worth a thousand words. In these cases, a lot of those words are "oh crap."

When the concept is tacky, but the creation is tactful. Find more at r/ATBGE.