Probably should've kept this one in the drafts folder. In case you missed it, Aziz Ansari's been getting some heat ever since a young lady released a scathing 'review' of her date gone wrong with him. Suffice to say, it's been met with equal parts backlash against and support for Ansari. Since then, she hit the internet with a particularly triggered response when asked if she'd go on HLN to talk about everything.
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Cringeworthy comedic gold. Like actually though. Yelp doesn't get enough attention for the sheer amount of passive aggressive meets outright redfaced angry hockey dad reviews people churn out in the name of steering other people they've never met away from unacceptable establishments. Granted, some of these reviews are truly helpful.
I'm not trying to taste the fiery pits of a five star pad thai hell on a plate unless I know that that chicken's been cooked to completion.
