Someone on AskReddit got a thread going about the most clever comebacks to insults that people have ever heard. There's nothing as deeply satisfying as clapping back against that spicy insult with just the kind of razor sharp wit that leaves the recipient utterly speechless. Sometimes you just nail it with the clever comeback .
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There's nothing that quite brings the blood to a boil like someone who cuts another person in line. It's just the worst, grossest display of insensitive entitlement that there is. This dad had had enough of a line cutter's BS, and decided to teach them a lesson. Talk about a master class in successfully executing a pro revenge.
It's extremely rare and extremely stupid, but sometimes money finds its way into people's hands for what seems like no reason. One chance encounter or ill-advised risk can land a very lucky few of us with randomly gotten gains. That said, once people have money, they tend to spend that money on the stupidest things.
I mean what can we say? Other than a bunch of puns about spreading seed and plowing.
This powerful Twitter thread focuses on the importance of setting personal boundaries with others around you, and adapting accordingly when those boundaries aren't respected. This woman's mom sounds like an awesome human being. You can see the positive impact that this mom's parenting approach had as the young woman grew up and faced other situations in life where her personal boundaries weren't being respected.
Someone on AskReddit got a thread going about the unforgettable compliments that people received. We're all just trying to make it through the day with the least amount of fails as possible. When we receive those spontaneous, occasional morale boosts from kind strangers and friends alike it can work wonders for lifting up the spirits.
Nothing worse than a toxic neighbor. Eh, maybe a toxic roommate. That being said, this rotten neighbor certainly had it coming. They were spreading all kinds of unwanted chaos around the building, and ultimately they end up learning their lesson. Yes, to have seen the look on that woman's face when she learned about the fate of the washer and dryer would've been too sweet.
Kev thought he'd be all sneaky, and go and promote his own music instead of the band's at his dad's wedding. The wedding was supposed to be stocked with music industry people, so Kev seemed to be taking his big shot. Well, the band picked up wind of what was going on, and managed to put together a very different CD featuring a parrot that just wanted the world to hear its song. The band managed to swap their CD for Kev's before the wedding, and the rest is history. Can't imagine the mortified look on Kev's face when that Parrot started belting it out.
Via Gordon Ramsay
Shoutout to the camera man that had to run along with Gordon Ramsay. That being said, this is actually pretty impressive.
Nothing tops the sweetness of a successful petty revenge like being validated by others around you that you were in the right all along. Sounds like Karen was going way too hard on the salt with her cooking. So, a simple decision to hide those salt shakers resulted in everyone being pleased. Nicely done.
Why do the work yourself when you can get a mini-excavator to do it for you? This dude's a hero.
Looks like this Master Sergeant got what he deserved. There's something too sweet about a military revenge. It could be the fact that these particular revenges incorporate a nice dose of malicious compliance. For some more military revenge gold check out this Staff Sergeant that micromanaged the logistics department getting a reality check in the best way.
Man, oh, man, we love a good old military revenge. They usually possess just the right amount of malicious compliance. This micromanaging staff sergeant learned a painful lesson in the value of leaving the logistics to the logistics department. Just picturing these trucks rolling up to their very incorrect location, which happened to be a vast and empty desert is really the icing on the cake.
This heartwarming thread tells the story of a courageous, selfless girl enduring rounds of rude teasing from her classmates, because she was committed to helping out her socially anxious friend. Turns out her friend was too nervous to ask the questions herself, so this girl would do it for her. She'd ask so many questions that the teacher would start to give her a hard time. That's just not cool, teach. Either way, this is a pure reflection of a beautiful friendship.
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