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Need something to scroll through to distract you from your sore neck and rapidly encroaching tinnitus? Here are some brutal metal memes for your blackened soul to look at on the bus.

 And I don't care what they say, Ghost rocks.

It's moments like this that keep our faith in humanity going. A donut shop owner addressed a customer's angry review with nothing short of pure and unadulterated badassery. It's way easier to be nicer to each other, so let's do it more often! 

We're back at it again with a fresh collection of blessed images that have an unfailing ability to just bring on the good feels. In such strange and troubling times, it can be nice to take a break from the steady stream of fails, to appreciate some blessed images that are filled to the brim with pure goodness. 

These parents shared the heartfelt story of their wonderfully wholesome Christmas tradition. There comes a time in a kid's life when they begin to question the existence of Santa. From there, it's up to the parent on how they want to handle it. They can deliver the hard truth, or maybe put their own special twist. In this case, they decide to encourage their kids to be their own versions of Santa. 

This moron decided to pay in counterfeit bills, and thought he got away with $400 of gas. Little did he know that people can actually remember faces. Fast forward a little over a month down the road, and he returns to the same spot he stole the gas from. From there, it was a smooth revenge of calling the cops and busting him for breaking the law. 

Tinder is home to many wins, fails, horrifically awkward conversations, insane pick up lines, and phenomenal puns. Sometimes we come across joke profiles that really make the app shine. Bill is strong, sexy and knows what he wants. This even includes some brief conversations from Bill himself.

Tumblr gets in real deep sometimes. Sure, a lot of it is just memes and thought exercises, but some threads get into stuff like the historical concept of the color purple in rhyming fashion, or how modern cats became domesticated. So anyway, here's why magenta is a made up color based on your brain just doing its best.

What a remarkable case of things coming full circle!

It sounds like this bakery was all kinds of sketchy from the get go. Good news is that the guy who got fired ended up getting a sweet severance package, after the store was shut down for being a literal disaster zone. 

This hockey player managed to leave the rest of the internet in wonder over his impressive stick handling skills. Nobody has ever made making breakfast look this cool.