Facebook auto-made a chipper slideshow of my near-fatal car accident. I was in the green 4Runner. My iPhone and Apple Watch was fine.
When our keycard system disappeared in the wall, I fixed it with two paperclips and some band-aid.
I'll be right back, I'm currently adjusting my worldview in the knowledge that such a thing is capable of existing.
Remember the Linux-controlled wackery I showed you yesterday? Well, bmacs returned from vacation to find that it was a success!