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Comedy Gold From The Antiques Roadshow

Shoutout to @KeatonPatti for the beautiful work on the captions with these various treasures from the antiques roadshow. They're absolutely inaccurate, but still seem like they could be on point at the same time. Now that is art. 

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Whoever appraised it as print should be fired for either lying or being terrible at their job.

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Man Puts His Wife for Sale on eBay After She "Nagged Him for Feeling Ill"

Simon O'Kane put his wife Leandra up for sale on eBay with a detailed list of pros and cons of the potential investment.

The couple, who is from Wakefield, Yorkshire, have a history of pranking one another. On this occasion, Simon's prank was inspired when his wife was unsympathetic after he complained about feeling unwell.

Bids reached a whopping £65,880 within two days before the auction was inevitably pulled from eBay.

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On Wednesday 5 March and Thursday 6 March, 1,000 objects spanning 250 million years are to be sold in London by Sotheby's

The collection belonged to Stanley Seeger (pictured), an art collector and musician, who died in 2011 aged 81.

Although born in the US, Seeger lived for most of his life in the UK and quietly amassed an extraordinary collection of art and artefacts spanning 50 countries and several million years of condensed history.
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The SS Politician was an 8000-ton cargo ship owned by T & J Harrison of Liverpool. It left Liverpool on 3 February 1941, bound for Kingston, Jamaica and New Orleans with a cargo including 28,000 cases of whisky. The ship sank near the island of Eriskay in the Outer Hebrides, off the west coast of Scotland, and much of the wreck's cargo was salvaged by the island's inhabitants. The story of the wreck and looting was the basis for the book and film Whisky Galore!
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When I grow up, I want to be an iPod bounty hunter. I'll work only for the highest bidder.

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They made fun of me for my garage sale hunting and my hoards of tchochkes. Someday, someday I'll be like this fine gent and they'll be sorry!

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Well, that's an uncanny resemblance to Nick Cage! According to the ebay seller, Personally, I believe it's him and that he is some sort of walking undead / vampire, et cetera, who quickens / reinvents himself once every 75 years or so.

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