attempt

People try every day. They try to make things. They try to make something of themselves. They try to seem smart. They try to send a box of meat in the mail. And every day many of these attempts are met with the crushing blow of failure.

Well at least they tried. Did they try their hardest? Hell nah.

At the end of the day, at least you can say that you tried. Sort of.

Their efforts were doomed from the start.