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First of all, let's not deny that this is actually incredible. Usually people ask if they're jerks over something like their disowning their sister for marrying their bully, but damn, 3 feet of sub? Eating over half of a sandwich the height of a man is a tremendous feat that many of us wish we were capable of. That said, eating that much of a sandwich intended to feed a whole party is definitely a selfish move. He was sort of measured about his approach, but that wasn't enough to cover the fact that a whole lot of sandwich went missing.

Companies that use bait-and-switch tactics, ridiculous hidden fees and stupid fine print seem like something of the norm these days. These ones are some of the most unfair and stupid of the bunch. For more deceptive and unfair products, check out these misleading and awful products designed by monsters

When faced with a tough decision, it's helpful to get another opinion. This guy wanted to know if he was wrong to not want to adopt his stepdaughters, and people had a lot of well-thought out opinions on the matter. The internet has tough questions, like this guy who asked if he was a jerk for disowning his sister for marrying his childhood bully.

The world is full of less than savory characters. Thankfully, most people don't run around leaving literal garbage everywhere they go, or steal free food and try to sell it. But there are a few who do, and boy, they sure are some pieces of work. For more trashiness, check these out.

It seems like there's some more drama going on here than just some milk and cookies. That said, this uncle gave his reasoning for his decision to let his niece have something that her mom didn't approve of. And the internet weighed in. For another story of family drama with uncertain moral implications, check this one out.

Companies don't necessarily have to be shifty and predatory, but some definitely are. Here are some products that have mastered the bait-and-switch, as well as the just-plain-bad. If you wanna see more creatively misleading products and services, check out these 21 deceptive designs and manipulative products designed by jerks.

For the uninitiated, this is an updated version of this exchange where one guy absolutely could not handle having to wait 2 weeks for a desk to be built. So here's part 2. Note: Mark is not the rude dude. Our man comes in later for an attempt at an apology. It goes about how you'd expect.

Unfortunately, people walking around like they own the place is the least of these peoples' worries. It's the people who walk around their homes like it's a bus station that they really had to worry about. Anyway, be wary of fiends of friends and distant cousins. You may find a pile of hair in your couch. If you wanna get mad on behalf of more homeowners, then here are some more terrible guests.

This really expects all this work to be done for free. And she didn't even want the discount!

It's one thing to want something done for free, but it's something else entirely when you're a huge ass about it.

These people must have strong necks and hard skulls to hold all that heavy brain in. It's a miracle they can handle those big, sopping brains, wet with armchair philosophies about Nietsche and dark matter.

Keep your friends close, and make sure your enemies can't touch your stuff. Turns out people will break your nice things and steal your pills. Even if it's something like dog ear medicine.

Annoying customers, thieving coworkers, and douchebag family members have all met their end at the hands of these warriors of pettiness. 

The level of entitlement here is absolutely frustrating. And to think she only wants to spend 5 dollars an hour for language tutoring? This lady's got some nerve.

Everyone wants a deal, but no one wants to try very hard to get it. We really hope no one fell for these manipulative (and often dumb) bargaining tactics.

It's a simple rule of life: don't be these people. You might feel good about yourself or genuinely careless, apathetic to everything and everyone around you; but you're just making the bullsh*t of the world worse for everyone else.