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There are gonna be times when someone oversteps their own boundaries, can't read the room, woke up on the wrong side of the bed or is just generally unaware of their own assholery. Here are some ways people use to tell someone to check themselves before they wreck themselves. In a similar vain, here are more or less polite ways to tell people to F off.

Some people really don't care about inconveniencing other folks around them at all. These drivers couldn't have made more of a mess in the parking lot with their horrendous parking jobs. All we're missing on these is the people that parked the cars reacting to the fallout from their careless acts of recklessness. 

First of all, let's not deny that this is actually incredible. Usually people ask if they're jerks over something like their disowning their sister for marrying their bully, but damn, 3 feet of sub? Eating over half of a sandwich the height of a man is a tremendous feat that many of us wish we were capable of. That said, eating that much of a sandwich intended to feed a whole party is definitely a selfish move. He was sort of measured about his approach, but that wasn't enough to cover the fact that a whole lot of sandwich went missing.

While reading these, think hard about yourself and if you do any of these things. Like even if you think you were justified the last time you were late paying someone back. If you don't do any of this crap, then congratulations, you're free to judge the living shit out of everyone who partakes in these dick moves. If you do this stuff constantly, then it's possible that you're a trashy bastard, so watch out because someone might get petty revenge on you for your annoying ways.

Being forced into a situation where he's expected to take care of and spend money on a baby two levels removed from him, this guy wonders if he's an asshole for totally removing himself with the situation. Some people like kids and go the extra mile to help out other folks, other people don't like kids and are within their rights to not have to deal with ones that just fell into their lives. Sometimes people choose to ask the internet whether or not they're being a jerk in their given situation.

This woman asked the people of Reddit if she was in the wrong for walking around her place bra-less, in front of her boyfriend's friend. Many people are expressing their opinion that she is in no way doing the wrong thing; and that in fact, it's her place, her boobs, her rules. 

When faced with a tough decision, it's helpful to get another opinion. This guy wanted to know if he was wrong to not want to adopt his stepdaughters, and people had a lot of well-thought out opinions on the matter. The internet has tough questions, like this guy who asked if he was a jerk for disowning his sister for marrying his childhood bully.

Companies that use bait-and-switch tactics, ridiculous hidden fees and stupid fine print seem like something of the norm these days. These ones are some of the most unfair and stupid of the bunch. For more deceptive and unfair products, check out these misleading and awful products designed by monsters

The world is full of less than savory characters. Thankfully, most people don't run around leaving literal garbage everywhere they go, or steal free food and try to sell it. But there are a few who do, and boy, they sure are some pieces of work. For more trashiness, check these out.

It seems like there's some more drama going on here than just some milk and cookies. That said, this uncle gave his reasoning for his decision to let his niece have something that her mom didn't approve of. And the internet weighed in. For another story of family drama with uncertain moral implications, check this one out.

Companies don't necessarily have to be shifty and predatory, but some definitely are. Here are some products that have mastered the bait-and-switch, as well as the just-plain-bad. If you wanna see more creatively misleading products and services, check out these 21 deceptive designs and manipulative products designed by jerks.

For the uninitiated, this is an updated version of this exchange where one guy absolutely could not handle having to wait 2 weeks for a desk to be built. So here's part 2. Note: Mark is not the rude dude. Our man comes in later for an attempt at an apology. It goes about how you'd expect.

Unfortunately, people walking around like they own the place is the least of these peoples' worries. It's the people who walk around their homes like it's a bus station that they really had to worry about. Anyway, be wary of fiends of friends and distant cousins. You may find a pile of hair in your couch. If you wanna get mad on behalf of more homeowners, then here are some more terrible guests.

This person really expects all this work to be done for free. And she didn't even want the discount!

It's one thing to want something done for free, but it's something else entirely when you're a huge ass about it. These choosing beggars obviously have too much time on their hands and no understanding of when to stop. Whatever the reason for their aggressive and unasked-for behavior, it's not cool. Not cool at all.