asshole

This really expects all this work to be done for free. And she didn't even want the discount!

It's one thing to want something done for free, but it's something else entirely when you're a huge ass about it.

These people must have strong necks and hard skulls to hold all that heavy brain in. It's a miracle they can handle those big, sopping brains, wet with armchair philosophies about Nietsche and dark matter.

Keep your friends close, and make sure your enemies can't touch your stuff. Turns out people will break your nice things and steal your pills. Even if it's something like dog ear medicine.

Annoying customers, thieving coworkers, and douchebag family members have all met their end at the hands of these warriors of pettiness. 

The level of entitlement here is absolutely frustrating. And to think she only wants to spend 5 dollars an hour for language tutoring? This lady's got some nerve.

Everyone wants a deal, but no one wants to try very hard to get it. We really hope no one fell for these manipulative (and often dumb) bargaining tactics.

It's a simple rule of life: don't be these people. You might feel good about yourself or genuinely careless, apathetic to everything and everyone around you; but you're just making the bullsh*t of the world worse for everyone else.