Maybe it's better to be a heavy sleeper, so you don't hear your parents and friends say damaging crap about you. Maybe it's better to hear it and know what they think? Either way, people really need to do a better job of keeping things to themselves. Here are things that people overheard through paper-thin walls as well as the kindest things people overheard about themselves.
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By Unknown
I fully expect her to jump up and pull some ninja move.
By Unknown
Sleeping on the job? No problem, nobody ever robs this place.
