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Maybe it's better to be a heavy sleeper, so you don't hear your parents and friends say damaging crap about you. Maybe it's better to hear it and know what they think? Either way, people really need to do a better job of keeping things to themselves. Here are things that people overheard through paper-thin walls as well as the kindest things people overheard about themselves.

Things people overheard while pretending to sleep | whiteblaze-22 36.8k points 2 days ago edited 2 days ago ?26 Something like “She's too old this not going carry her up bed anymore and last time magically transported living room couch my bedroom.

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Wish this guy was my teacher back in the day. Bro move.

FAIL students asleep teacher ridiculous funny - 5746437

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FAIL Nation

on the job FAIL asleep - 8508582144

By Nate

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Poorly Dressed

asleep big clothes take it in - 5591987968

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After 12

drunk asleep passed out funny - 7879838464

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Failbook

asleep like if you're asleep - 6937661440

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Where?

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asleep asleep at work dangle mouse - 6492246784

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After 12

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Pile of garbage? Perfect!

Dating Fails

asleep costume penguin - 6098576128

By HughBear

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Maybe that's just what they're into?

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I fully expect her to jump up and pull some ninja move.

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Sleeping on the job? No problem, nobody ever robs this place.

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It's crawling away on its own.

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School of Fail

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Autocowrecks

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I DID NOT WAKE UP TO BE REMINDED OF POTASSIUM.

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