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Sometimes even Asians are surprised at other Asians.

Meanwhile, in East Asia, the cameras are completely incapable of fixing red-eye. WHAT A CRAZY MIXED-UP WORLD WE LIVE IN.

Adele's Rolling in the Deep played on a traditional Chinese instrument called the GuZheng. It's basically like a zither.

No racist connotation whatsoever. They are all wearing yellow.

Oh god what if Steve Jobs becomes the next Elvis where there are all these conspiracy theories that he's not dead but in hiding somewhere. What if he got surgery to look Asian and went undercover in China to destroy Foxconn from within.

To be fair, he's playing Ghost Squad, which is maybe one of the most entertaining light gun games released in a long while.

And the Wii port is still one of the best games on the system.

(Aaaaaaand FIGHT IN THE COMMENTS ABOUT THAT LAST SENTENCE. YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO.)

If you're like most people, you probably don't have much by way of dance moves. Aside from waving your arms and jumping around at shows/clubs/alone in your room, there's not a whole lot you have to bring to the dance floor, and trying to get creative makes you look like this guy:

DANCIN

But fear not, we're here for you! We found some good, easy-to-use tutorials that'll teach you to bust a more stylin' move than a fist pump or The Sprinkler. Check after the jump for the rest!

Squinting is cheating! You're disqualified!