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An intrepid Louisville, Kentucky delivery driver delivered his pizzas in spite of the fact that he was carjacked and stabbed in the back.  Coincidentally, and luckily for him, his destination was the emergency room of a local hospital. He managed to bring the pizzas into the building to make the delivery before collapsing from his wound. According to local news station WKLY, he is in stable condition and recovering well. 

Invest in a flask; something slim, and not too ostentatious. But don't drink from it. Instead, go with a college-era trick: use either opaque containers (like a disposable coffee cup) or ones that dissemble what the liquid actually is (certain lighter beers resemble apple juice). Then sip. You cannot grimace after each sip. Dead giveaway. And keep the sideways smirking with any coconspirators to a minimum.

Science finally proves what music snobs have been saying for years.

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