Ever just wake up, call an Uber, and decide you're going to take a field trip to the CIA headquarters to demand permission to speak with Agent Penis?
Yes, you read that one right. The Independent reports that a woman was arrested after repeatedly trying to trespass CIA headquarters to have a chat with Agent Penis. Jennifer Hernandez, 58, says that she had already applied for a job at the agency, and was scheduled to meet with a recruiter at the CIA complex in Langley, Virginia.
Behold the mindless work of a criminally idiotic couple criminals.
We’re all kind of sick of the Mannequin Challenge, right? At this point, it’s kind of gone to the dogs, and we’re better for it.
No one told these guys, though. At least their Mannequin Challenge went out with guns blazing.
In Alabama, this Mannequin Challenge, which features an intense shootout, led to two arrests on gun and drug charges. These guys took the challenge really seriously.
According to The Huffington Post:
Authorities got wind of the footage and obtained a search warrant, and a SWAT team raided the Huntsville property at 5 a.m. on Tuesday, Madison County Sheriff’s Captain Mike Salomonsky said at a press conference.
They seized two handguns, an assault rifle and a shotgun, as well as several rounds of ammunition and magazines. It’s not clear whether any of these weapons appeared in the video. Authorities also confiscated bags of marijuana and a computer, Salomonsky said.
Can we just lay the Mannequin Challenge to rest, before someone gets hurt, please?
In the wake of Bieber's DUI arrest and scandal, befuddled teens on Twitter ask the questions that really matter: What the heck is a DUI? Their answers might make you weep.
Hat tip to this Tumblr user for the find.
The Bieber legal troubles seem to be unending. While still embroiled in a civil suit for egging a neighbors house, the Biebs was pulled over early Thursday morning. Apparently, going 60 MPH in a 30 MPH zone is a crime, and of course the responding officers smelled alcohol and described him as in a "stupor". He is currently in holding while they test his blood alcohol level and set bail.
