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Tumblr Turns Ant Thread Into A Holy War

So it started with a goofy observation on ants getting your attention, and then someone gave it some more thought and re-characterized this whole thing as you taking on the God role in an ant war. A simple story prompt or small idea can spin into a whole thing, like this Tumblr thread about wildlife fighting off an alien invasion or this short story about lies making scars. For short bursts of creative weirdness  here a bunch of Tumblr gems to keep the day moving.

Tumblr thread about being ant god resulting in ant war | cerothenull S quinnred probablybadrpgideas If Cthulhu can be summoned by humans who are so far beneath why can't humans be summoned by ants answer is they should be. 20thcenturyvole Well if bunch ants formed circle my house l'd certainly notice, try figure out where they'd all come and possibly wreak destruction there. | weasowl 's why knowing and correctly pronouncing true name is so important ritual. Imagine impossible would be not go ta
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Hilarious Facebook Group Pretends To Be Ants

This is a work of art. If life ever gets under your skin, and you forget that there are absolutely absurd creations like this Facebook group that is dedicated to pretending to be ants...well, you're welcome. 

People pretend to be ants in a hilarious Facebook group | shared her first post. New Member Guyz just found this on ground while doing my daily duties Help LIFT so can take QUEEN | lift lift lift lick lift
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Quora User Learns That Ants Can Scream

Well, how about that for a trippy Quora rabbit hole. This Quora user asked people if ants could scream? She was convinced after "hearing" them while watering down her patio. 

Quora user asks if ants can scream | Susan Campbell scream at spiders! Answered Dec 5 Is normal ants scream? Whenever use water get them off my patio hear screeching.
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Lazy Dude Thinks He's Ant Overlord, Ants Humble Him

This is easily one of the most bizarre TIFU's we've read. Sounds like lazy dude was prone toward making messes around his room, and wanted to continue his lazy lifestyle so badly that he left his cleaning duties up to the ants. Well, those ants had to find a place to crash. And oh boy, they did: within his keyboard. 

Lazy guy thinks that he's an ant overlord, and ends up learning they live in his keyboard | TIFU by thinking an ant overlord. So very lazy comes cleaning my room and about 2 weeks ago notice bunch ants have started make home somewhere walls. They were very small ants, and apart being bitten once while (not painful didn't mind them at all fact every time dropped crumbs and other food stuff couldn't be bothered clean up noticed given bit time, my ants would clean up SWEET!
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Employee Gets Ant Revenge On Office Food Thief

There's nothing quite like the satisfaction of catching someone red handed, and deeply humiliating or inconveniencing them in the process. We've seen a guy get satisfying padlock revenge on gym thief as well as habanero cake revenge on food stealing roommates. This one, however, uses fear.

Employee catches and humiliates an office food thief by switching candy with chocolate covered ants | r/pettyrevenge Posted by u/BatricePergeron 13 hours ago Chocolate Covered Ants Insect- Fearing, Sweet-Thieving Officemate. My wife is lovely woman who not only gets up super early pack lunch work everyday, but also throws suprise treat every once and while all hear stories about people stealing their coworkers lunches out office fridge my case wasn't my lunch started getting stolen at work treat
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Funny Entomologist Rates Accuracy of Ant Emojis

Honestly this wasn't something we'd ever think about, but the fact that someone is this passionate about ant emojis makes you think "of course someone would notice this and have an incredibly precise opinion on it." Here are some really funny reviews of various animals themselves.

Entomologist reviews ant emojis.
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The ants make their mesmerizing appearance at 17:50, in case you want to skip ahead, and see the magical moment right away.