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people bragging online who think they're geniuses | Gordon lobsters dead Lobster Yes chef, sorry chef about miss joke, but eh s science so who cares. Lobsters do not possess vocal capabilities formulate words, let alone speak. Once factor fact lobster fact, deceased idea aforementioned lobster formulating sentence "Yes chef, sorry chef" is completely, and utterly preposterous.

Cringey Braggarts Who Think They're Brilliant

Oh, really?
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unfair jobs and moments that made people go "screw this, I'm out." | CONFETA 1 day ago S E 2 at yearly review former boss hyped up giving 0.10 raise and praised good team leader asked about management position had opened up at store sent fix, she told she couldn't stand lose permanently another store turned my two week notice and moved on.

Times People Said "Screw This" And Noped On Out

Sometimes enough is enough.
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stupid, clever puns and dad jokes | Spaniards harvested these crystals and sent them by ship back Europe then first determined many quartz were galleon. | My New Year's resolution sucks NEW YEARS

A Puddle of Puns to Roll Around In

Get in that pun puddle.
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small things that annoy people | Rly_grinds_my_beans 30.3k points 1 day ago 6 4 3 3 2 8 2 microwave keeps beeping even after opened door get food out. Like know 's done s why opening don't need keep screaming at thanks

Inconsequential Things People Hate With A Passion

It is intolerable.
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horrible things that are still legal | AnOstentatiousRaisin Hearing honking sound radio commercial

Horrible Things That Are Somehow Legal

How is that still around?
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double standards that people hate | rizzo1717 29.3k points 13 hours ago 45 2 4 3 3 3 3 More If owe company money will be charged interest/late fees/service interruption almost immediately after due date. If company owes money might see 4-6 weeks/2-3 billing cycles

Infuriating Double Standards People Can't Stand

It ain't right.
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Guy wastes a PlayStation 5 scalper's time | have gotten offers 850 and sold 3 piece 800 best can do Youssef If can do 850 l'll meet tomorrow and give s never been opened and have online ceipt still has sticker closes box If want 825 l'll give u if get two them can only do 850 if can meet grand rapids are really far and th lil easier. than u ould make my drive d be further

Guy Wastes Time of Predatory PS5 Scalper

May the inconvenience reign.
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Tumblr story explains that all celebrity clothes are tailored to look good | inkdot This weekend told story which, although kind ashamed admit because holy shit is ever obvious, is kind blowing my mind friend friend won free consultation with Clinton Kelly Not Wear, and she very excited, because she has plus-size body, and wanted some tips on make most her wardrobe fashion culture which deliberately puts her body at disadvantage. Her first question him this do celebrities make plain white

Thread Explains Why Celebrities Always Look Better In Clothes

They're all getting their stuff tailored; it's not fair.
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Entitled person tries to get logo for free, gets trolled | said Hello. Vcera 11:41 odp. Iam sorry late response can help with? Vcera, 11:42 odp Webdesign w/ logo Show latest work mobile design category want someone good.

Entitled Goof Tries to Get Designer to Work for Free

People keep trying this and it never works out.
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Ridiculous choosing beggars who made absurd demands | Oh giving her away free caring new owner Like said on ad know, but since taking responsibility cat Free, u should at least pay some money

Entitled People Who Need to Chill With Their Demands

The nerve is baffling.
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Business owner breaks his arm and tries dealing with a belligerent customer | Hi unfortunately won't be able build unit by 12th Jan have fracture my second favourite arm. There's couple guys do good work can arrange something with if like. Cheers Hi is this joke not sure whether being serious or not. As discussed this 40th birthday. Hi unfortunately no joke mate fractured playing football over weekend already discussed project with and and they can do by set date same

Client Refuses to Understand What Broken Arm Entails

They've almost got it.
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Times people realized their boss was stupid | Peregrine2976 Dropped ton cash renting art museum's art bank our (decrepit Chinatown) office. Then didn't have money pay salaries

When People Realized Their Boss Was Dumb

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imperfect and frustrating images | hand rail of a staircase cutting through a wall | individual pears sold inside plastic boxes

Imperfect and Frustrating Things To Boil Perfectionist Blood

Nothing is perfect, and that has to be corrected.
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Lowballer tells seller they don't know who Stan Lee is | Hey is this guy selling signed comic? Yeah got only one selling at moment is up 800. But if do direct could maybe knock $100 off. Are based nearby? Wut expect pay $700 Just cos 's signed by some dude? Um yeah do s an X-Men comic 70s 's signed by Stan Lee and Chris Claremont. They aren't just some dude. And 's about pay US Dollars one

Lowballer Says They Don't Know Who Stan Lee Is

Nice try, dude.
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bad customer kicked out by employee who calls self manager | r/MaliciousCompliance Posted by u/luridfox 16 hours ago 5 2 2 3 7 At closing time am still manager oc M So 19 at time and shift supervisor at local sub shop (Planet Sub This my first supervisory/managerial position and shy and generally insecure at time am amazed had gall do this be fair had been LONG day, and had second job would give more hours if wanted charge closing store and had had couple staff call leaving and two workers deal

Entitled Customer Comes In After Close, Kicked Out By "Manager"

And stay out.
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entitled neighbor won't pay 15 dollars for internet | Yep times are hard understand, hence needing 10:16 PM 15. M Yeah well didn't use much but get paid if have after take my dog back cuz my dogs little bit more important than internet didn't use don't know why got do this yet but is is get 15 can deleted password 9 View all 10:37 PM know don't understand s guess never will guess need start writing

Entitled Neighbor Throws Tantrum Over 15 Dollars

Stress shouldn't be worth 15 bucks.
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