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Colin goes ahead and explains that the outbreak of lung disease is apparently not due to people smoking nicotine products, but actually from people vaping contaminants in black market THC oils. 

Not sure if our man A.J. Clemente was having a panic attack or something but he managed to let everyone know right into his mic. He even tried to gather himself for a moment but man did that not go well either. After this he was fired and was interviewed on Late Night television. Not sure where he is today though...

Dang Belinda, why you gotta harsh on a bro like that?

We could assume that Minnesota's News 12 KEYC anchor Annie Stensrud was just having a really off day, or maybe reacting poorly to some new medication...

Nah, she's drunk.