amish

Just cause Amish has a well-established reputation for being old fashioned doesn't mean they don't (aggressively) embrace capitalism. I mean, who isn't going to opt for the horse and buggy Uber promo after a booze-soaked night out on the town? So much authenticity people won't know what to do with themselves. 5+ stars for this driver, for sure. 

The way of future's past.

One hell of a Rumspringa.

That router probably gets great reception...