american

Nothing says "I'm an American" like a belt buckle that holds your beer.

Has anyone else noticed this?

"Mmm, it's all right. It could use more America."

Or stick for that matter.

If you're looking for a way to light fireworks without losing your face in a freak explosion, this is probably the best way to go.

From the submitter:

This was a convo I had with my Salvadorian fiancé

We have to go deeper. ~Not-So-Handy Andy