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So the American flag is red, white, and blue, but the British flag is...

"I shot through the hamper he was carrying. It went straight through the back of his leg. He started crying like a little baby."

Looking at you, Nebraska, ARkansas, Tennessee, and Vermont.

Pornhub released this map of the most searched adult entertainment terms on their website, and it seems like most of America has a thing for girl on girl. Meanwhile, the most viewed category map gets even less diverse:

Land of the free, home of the predictable faptime searches.

Sit down Neil McCabe.

"It's just part of life, I think," proposes McCabe at one point, when he's confronted with the unavoidable fact that more than 130 people have already died from gun violence in the U.S. this year.

This is where Snow channels his inner GoT Jon Snow, and goes off in the most effective, yet vaguely stoic way possible.

"No, it's part of death, Mr. McCabe," responds Snow. "That's death. That's dead people, people who have died as a result of guns."

Stand up. Now leave Neil McCabe.

America Ferrara, known for her role in Ugly Betty got to kick off the anouncements of the Golden Globes nominees.


via @ditzkoff

Uh.. wait, Golden Globes, why did you just say that was Gina Rodríguez? 
Gina Rodríguez was nominated for an award for her role in Jane the Virgin. There she is now!


via @JarettSays

No, no that's the same event as before. That's still America Ferrera!  

After being called out on the misidentification, TWICE, the Golden Globes' Twitter account seems to have deleted the offending tweets and started identifying America Ferrera as herself.

Neither actresses have commented but people are pretty mad about the mistake. Someone who's job includes knowing who celebrities are and Tweeting about them probably should have been able to figure it out. Or at least ask someone, or take one second to Google who was presenting the Golden Globes nominees. 

This lovely family belongs to Michele Fiore, a Nevada lawmaker. There's only one problem with this image, where are the toddler's guns? Don't they get guns? Maybe the little ones are exercising their right to concealed carrying. 

Language warning: this Canadian has a very impolite vocabulary.