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alone drama fetal fetus - 6228611840
By Phoebe
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Keith wants to cry in his womb of sadness, but his "friends" are dragging him out kicking and screaming and covered in the amniotic fluid of reluctance before spanking him on the butt.

alone annoying friend basilisk dogs friend pretending text texting - 5742080256
By Unknown
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False: Basilisks hate it when people they're trying to talk to are texting. It's so rude.

Seriously though, how would pretending to text help when you've run into a stray dog? Do rabies go away if you ignore it? Or is it one of those cute stray dogs that need a home, and ignoring it is the only way to not give in and take it home with you?

alone home improvement radiator wtf - 5586245632
By Unknown
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We don't want you to freeze to death, but don't think that means we want you to be comfortable. Enjoy.

~NSHA

alone april fools dating girlfriend joke - 5389366272
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He found "Ha, april fools LOL" especially difficult to text, as his tears made his phone slippery