alone

Keith wants to cry in his womb of sadness, but his "friends" are dragging him out kicking and screaming and covered in the amniotic fluid of reluctance before spanking him on the butt.

False: Basilisks hate it when people they're trying to talk to are texting. It's so rude.

Seriously though, how would pretending to text help when you've run into a stray dog? Do rabies go away if you ignore it? Or is it one of those cute stray dogs that need a home, and ignoring it is the only way to not give in and take it home with you?

It's okay, bro, we've all been there.

We don't want you to freeze to death, but don't think that means we want you to be comfortable. Enjoy.

~NSHA

He found "Ha, april fools LOL" especially difficult to text, as his tears made his phone slippery