alligator

This guy happened to find an alligator in the sewer in front of his house. You know, just kinda chillin'. Waiting in the darkness. With its piercing yellow eyes.

Too far or not far enough? 

See ya later, live animal segment gator!

See ya later alligator!

In October, Josh James of Jupiter, FL threw a three and a half foot alligator into the drive through window of a local Wendy's restaurant. The authorities finally caught up with him and he has been arrested because apparently you're not allowed to go around town slinging large, dangerous reptiles at people.

Why would someone throw a three and a half foot alligator into a fast food restaurant? His mother told WPTV, "He's a prankster.  He does stuff like this because he thinks it's funny". 

That moment when you're sick and tired of logs, oh wait, alligators on the road, but you actually don't give a f*ck.

This biker's got some stones man.

'Hold an alligator' they said, 'You'll get a picture' they said.

It’s unclear how he expected this standoff to end, but this man definitely got what he deserved.

Watch as guy backs his truck up towards an alligator that is just minding its own business and ends up starting a fight that he isn’t going to win.

The beast begins snapping its massive jaws at the truck to make it crystal clear that he does not want to be bothered, but the man doesn’t listen.

“Hey watch my truck!” he says in the clip.

A few seconds later, it tears his bumper clean off the back of the vehicle to put an end to the nonsense.

Gator:1, Man: 0.