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Human Trash Heap Alex Jones Can Eats Lunch Without a Shirt On, And No, This is Not a False Flag Attack

Infowars founder Alex Jones, the conspiracy theorist who says Sandy Hook was a hoax and that "they" are putting chemicals in the water that is turning frogs gay, is the human embodiment of a dog taking a shit. 

And to make matters worse, he eats lunch without a shirt on. See:

Man, the Fonz really let himself go. 

Luckily, there are still some people in this country who are around a speak up for injustice when they see it. Here's how Twitter responded to a walking, talking rotten tomato eating lunch without a shirt on. 

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Alex Jones is a man who made a career out of making up fairy tales about why homosexuality exist (he thinks "they" are putting chemicals in the water that "turn the friggin' frogs gay." But man is it entertaining to watch him just lose it. 

Of course, most of his freak outs are just guttural sounds because he's a man who bleeds blood, but being the living embodiment of trying to talk after drinking too much milk has its drawbacks. 

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What's better than conspiracy theories? That's right, DuckTales.

The wacky Saturday-morning adventures of Huey, Dewey, Louie, their Uncle Scrooge, and, of course, Launchpad McQuack could only be made better by the non-sensical ravings of professional garbage spewer Alex Jones. So this genius Twitter user answered the call of millions and stuck Jones ranting about "chemtrails" and "gay bombs," and, Jesus, is it great. 

This video makes me feel like I'm diving into a pool of gold coins. 

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