alarm

"I now sleep better at night with the help this state-of-the-art security system!!!"

I'm not sure. It'd "tic" me off every time they fell off by mistake.

You could she's phoning it in. GET IT?

Tape is pretty clingy, but we just bond well, know what I mean?

That or tape thumbtacks to your snooze button. Youch!

Schrlksudhchjkdp MAKEUP.

Good morning!

Britney Spears had that horrible year where she shaved her head (can you IMAGINE?), but she pushed through it and now she'd got two more albums under her belt, both of them chock-full of great hits. At least I hear they're great. I haven't listened to them, because I don't hate myself.

Cute or annoying? Is there a difference?