When you're a kid, everything you experience is just a tiny part of the vast unknown. You have yet to figure out so many things about the seemingly endlessly large world that even trying to think about all of the possibilities out there can make your head spin. Thankfully you have the adults in your life to guide you through this treacherously infinite environment. And you, a wide-eyed child, know that you can take whatever the adults tell you for granted. Why would they ever tell you white lie…

Ho ho ho.

What a time.

Next stop, Golden Corral.

Yipee.

Is it bedtime yet?

Lunchables aren't that good.

There are a lot of elements that are hard to expect.