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Technically Accurate Moments That Were Completely Not Wrong

Technical correctness is a spectrum that can run all the way from "stupid and obvious" to "terrifyingly clever" and we're never ready for what we'll find. Will we come away knowing new unexpected truths? Will we just feel like we've had our own believes said back to us? Or will reading statements so obvious make us feel dumber for having read them? Probably all three. But hey, that's what technically correct moments are all about.

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Technically Accurate Moments That Are Almost Stupid But Not Quite

We are people who want answers. Sometimes the factual answers we crave aren't readily available, and it's a whole lot more satisfying and easy to just get clever about it. Hence, these technically accurate moments that aren't incorrect. Sometimes the best we can be is technically accurate and not wrong. Is that an easy cop-out? Yeah. Does it work? Sometimes, but not really.

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Highly Literal Moments of Technical Accuracy

We all like to think of ourselves as basically intelligent people. Does that mean that we're completely right about everything all the time? No, not really. We have the capacity to be right about most things, but the reality of knowing things is that it takes a lot of research. Why be totally correct when with a lot less effort we can be technically accurate and not incorrect? Empirical accuracy takes a second seat to the convenience of technically correct cleverness.

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Technically Correct Moments That Aren't Totally Wrong

Being actually right is a hard and thankless job. There are not enough hours in the day to burden ourselves with factual correctness, so sometimes we have to settle for technical and literally accurate options to get us through that day. Technically accurate moments let us enjoy the fruits of being not wrong, but with the time saving nature of not having to be totally right.

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Technically Correct Moments That Are Literally Accurate

Everyone worries so much about "empirical evidence" and "factual accuracy" as if some degree of clever, technical accuracy isn't at least 40% as good. Yeah, being technically not wrong has some degree of inherent reliance on puns, but it's like no one says: "It's better to be kind of correct than actually right most of the time."

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Technically Accurate Moments That Are Clever and Stupid

Yeah, we want to live our lives being as factually accurate as possible but sometimes that gets boring. It's far more rewarding to make up some stupid technically accurate moments because let's face it, being right is just about as good as being not incorrect. Sure, you might lose a few exam points by thinking this way, but no one can tell you that you aren't technically correct.

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Dumb and Clever Moments That Are Technically Right

In our quest to be right about everything, sometimes it's worth it to pull over and smell the roses of "technically accuracy." Sure, these moments, jokes and memes might not be factually correct, but they're close enough to get credit. When it's hard to be right, one might as well go for technical accuracy that isn't exactly wrong.

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Not-Wrong Moments of Technical Accuracy

It takes a lot to be right, but being technically accurate and not incorrect is way easier and almost just as good. Those pesky forces of "factual accuracy" may try to come down on you, but hit 'em with some not-incorrect moments of technical accuracy and you're pretty much good to go, sort of.

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Technically Accurate Moments That Aren't Incorrect

In this confusing and unclear world of ours, there are generally more opportunities for us to be technically correct about something than actually factually accurate. That would involve learning. Who wants that when you could just scoop some of that good old wit out of your brain cavity and call it technically accurate and not totally wrong.

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25 Technically Correct Moments That Are Absolutely Not Wrong

If you're gonna be wrong a lot, which is most of us, then it helps to at least be funny. Slipping some technically correct dumb jokes into your life will make you seem at least clever when you're bone-shatteringly factually wrong. When you can't be completely right about something, it can't hurt to be technically accurate and not exactly wrong.

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Technically Accurate Moments That Are Hard To Argue With

Why should we be so obsessed with being completely factually accurate when being technically accurate is at least half as good? These technically accurate moments that aren't exactly wrong serve as a guide for what we can get away with saying without being totally inaccurate. Sure, it might completely miss the point and make you look like an idiot, but you'll still be right in your own, little way.

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Animated music videos have the nasty habit of not being completely true to how the real-life instruments are actually being played. Here we have an example of how Gorillaz "Clint Eastwood" would actually sound. No one is saying that every cartoon must be accurate now or else it sucks, but it's something to think about.

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Things People Only Understood After Getting Older

When we're young, everything seems so cut and dried, but getting a little bit older makes us ask questions we didn't even know we had. It's eye opening, and it makes you realize that with greater responsibilities comes having to understand a lot of the things your parents complained about. Here are some total downsides to being an adult as well as some funny and embarrassingly basic stuff adults didn't know.

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Technically Accurate Moments That Aren't Totally Incorrect

We live in a results oriented society. Who has the time and patience for things like "factual accuracy" when something can be basically technically accurate? Sure, an assertion may be flawed or sort of inaccurate but at least it can be saved by its own cleverness. These technically correct moments aren't exactly wrong.

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Technically Correct Moments That Aren't Exactly Wrong

It's impossible to be right all the time, but "right" has a friend named "technically correct" who plays a lot faster and looser with the rules. Something can be technically accurate and not wrong in a way that feels clever on a good day and mind-blowingly dumb every other day. The fact remains, you can't argue with technically accurate.

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25 Technically Accurate Moments That Aren't Totally Wrong

It's impossible to be right all the time. We can't know everything for sure. That said, it feels almost as good, sometimes even better, to be technically accurate abut something. Sure, your stupid observation about tortoises won't go in a book or a museum, but if anyone ever tells you you're stupid, you can say "hey man I'm technically not wrong."

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