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Technically Accurate Moments That Are Hard To Argue With

Why should we be so obsessed with being completely factually accurate when being technically accurate is at least half as good? These technically accurate moments that aren't exactly wrong serve as a guide for what we can get away with saying without being totally inaccurate. Sure, it might completely miss the point and make you look like an idiot, but you'll still be right in your own, little way.

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Technically Accurate Moments That Aren't Incorrect

In this confusing and unclear world of ours, there are generally more opportunities for us to be technically correct about something than actually factually accurate. That would involve learning. Who wants that when you could just scoop some of that good old wit out of your brain cavity and call it technically accurate and not totally wrong.

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Things People Only Understood After Getting Older

When we're young, everything seems so cut and dried, but getting a little bit older makes us ask questions we didn't even know we had. It's eye opening, and it makes you realize that with greater responsibilities comes having to understand a lot of the things your parents complained about. Here are some total downsides to being an adult as well as some funny and embarrassingly basic stuff adults didn't know.

Things people understood only after getting older. | steviebergwijn 21.9k points 3 days ago 2 3 2 3 2 O Why 's so annoying forget take chicken out freezer
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Technically Accurate Moments That Aren't Totally Incorrect

We live in a results oriented society. Who has the time and patience for things like "factual accuracy" when something can be basically technically accurate? Sure, an assertion may be flawed or sort of inaccurate but at least it can be saved by its own cleverness. These technically correct moments aren't exactly wrong.

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25 Technically Correct Moments That Aren't Exactly Wrong

It's impossible to be right all the time, but "right" has a friend named "technically correct" who plays a lot faster and looser with the rules. Something can be technically accurate and not wrong in a way that feels clever on a good day and mind-blowingly dumb every other day. The fact remains, you can't argue with technically accurate.

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25 Technically Accurate Moments That Aren't Totally Wrong

It's impossible to be right all the time. We can't know everything for sure. That said, it feels almost as good, sometimes even better, to be technically accurate abut something. Sure, your stupid observation about tortoises won't go in a book or a museum, but if anyone ever tells you you're stupid, you can say "hey man I'm technically not wrong."

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Small Things That Can Ruin a Day

There's a fine line between something small but disproportionately disheartening and just some dumb stuff people get upset over. Maybe it comes down to personal preference. Either way, there are some things that either become a pain too fast, or are way too easy to fixate on that have the potential to ruin a day.

relatable inconveniences that can ruin a day | Ya--Like--Jazz 8.4k points 12 hours ago My dryer not drying my clothes all way before work winter.
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Dumb and Clever Moments That Are Technically Right

In our quest to be right about everything, sometimes it's worth it to pull over and smell the roses of "technically accuracy." Sure, these moments, jokes and memes might not be factually correct, but they're close enough to get credit. When it's hard to be right, one might as well go for technical accuracy that isn't exactly wrong.

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Literal Moments and Memes that are Technically Correct

If there's one thing that makes us feel less stupid than we actually are, it's our ability to be technically accurate. Sure, being technically correct about something doesn't make us any smarter, but it helps us further avoid the fact that we know way less than we think. Man is that comforting, just kicking your own stupid-can down the road.

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Technically Accurate Moments That Aren't Exactly Wrong

Why would anyone ever want to be factually accurate when they could be technically accurate? It requires no research and it makes you feel pretty clever. Sure, these technically accurate memes, moments and jokes aren't exactly moments of learning or clarity, but they're not wrong and that's good enough.

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Clever and Stupid Jokes That Aren't Wrong

Since we're interesting beings capable of holding a few ideas in our head at once, it's sometimes fair to agree that something might not exactly be totally correct, but it may just as well be technically accurate. By no means are these observations actually intelligent, but they at least sort of feel that way. 

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Technically Correct Dumb Jokes and Moments

When you can't think of the right answer, it helps to just think of something clever and technically correct. Well it doesn't actually help, but at least it makes you feel smart and that's something. So why not feel witty for a second with some clever and literal jokes that are technically correct.

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Witty and Stupid Jokes that are Technically Correct

Whether they're overly literal or just a really astute observation, these clever and dumb jokes are technically correct. You could say that they make no actual sense, are the wrong way to do things, and most of them are basically stupid, but these jokes are still technically accurate.

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Clever Jokes and Dumb Moments that are Technically Accurate

We like stupid jokes that are technically correct because they let us feel smart without actually having to learn anything. That's a win-win, right? While these jokes and moments may break down under scrutiny, they're stupidly wonderful in our dumb eyes. That's what you get with technically accurate jokes.

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Dumb and Clever Jokes that are Literal and Accurate

Whether it's a horrible dad joke or an intriguing observation, we have much to learn from dumb moments and clever jokes that are technically accurate. Sure, being super literal all the time might make your friends hate you, but it's worth it. Being so wrong but so right at the same time is an incredible skill that comes with the territory of silly puns and clever jokes.

Puns and memes that are literal and technically true | funny tweet Donny Electric @DonnyElectric saw my boy across bar tell some girl he travels work man delivers pizza
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Star Wars Inspires Twitter Discussion On Movie Failures

Star Wars has ignited all kinds of thoughtful discussions on what really constitutes a fail in the movie business. There's a whole lot more to it than meets the eye. At the end of the day, you also can't deny that there will always be someone around ready to complain about something. 

Guy on Twitter explains what it looks like when a movie actually fails | tweet by Nash076 Do actually know technical meaning bomb" is film? Because Rise Skywalker didn't bomb s on track pull at least billion s at $725 mil now s made back its budget and 's going turn profit s not bomb.
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