In my opinion, Scottish accents are one of the best accents out there. Even though I can't understand 90% of what is said, I still think they're great. Plus, the best movie monologue just happens to also be (probably) the most Scottish scene ever. If you know what I'm talking about, you're a champ. If not, immediately check Ewan McGregor's monologue then watch Trainspotting. Then come back and read these 50 Tweets because you'll be able to imagine them in a Scottish accent and they'll be even funnier.
Or, don't do all of the above and just read these Tweets. It'll be a righ' laff lad.