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Absolute Units of Gargantuan Girth and Powerful Presence

No one can deny the far-reaching presence of the absolute unit. The biggest, baddest boys in town are those absolute units brimming with authority. Those big girthy boys full of meat and moxie. It's enough to make you run and hide, or bend the knee and respect the power of the absolute unit. It's like one of those real life boss fights.

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Knowing that this thing is walking around, it makes a little more sense that chickens are distantly related to T-Rexes. Dang, that bird is so big it belongs on Sesame Street. Are we sure this behemoth isn't just an ostrich?

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Absolute Units from The Land of Giants

There's a heavy duty version of just about everything. Mattresses, tools, horses and frogs all have their own absolute units. These big boys are gargantuan in stature and plump in frame. These absolute units are just too mighty for this little world. When you see a big boy you know what's up.

funny big versions of things | Imagine going hiking running into this. lon even know my next move would be dexter @DontAskDexter is opposite pspspsps @EXPLORIZE | huge screwdriver
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Animal Refuge Reveals The Gigantic Mr. B, The Chonk of Chonks

The Morris Animal Refuge swears this guy isn't a bobcat, but holy crap is the 26 pound Mr B a big boy. For a story on someone who accidentally DID try to adopt a bobcat you can read this funny craigslist ad about a mistaken animal lover who thinks they've found a stray cat. We're big fans of animal shelters with a sense of humor, like this pet shelter that gives cats crazy names.

Animal shelter reveals a gigantic cat on twitter.
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Be in Awe of the Size of These 32 Absolute Units

An absolute unit can be just about any person, place, or thing. A bear, a squirrel, even a real chonky chair could qualify. It just has to be large and in charge. When you're in awe of the size of that lad, you know you're looking at an absolute unit.

In awe of these absolute units
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