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Good old Abraham Lincoln. One of the greatest Presidents, and influential figures in United States History. So have a good chuckle with Abe and make sure you don't wait four score and seven years to check out all these puns and jokes.
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Homeowner calls cops on neighbor who cut down 11 of their 30-year-old trees: 'This is going to be very expensive for him'
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Overworked employee doing a 3-person job solo gets denied PTO for a two-day vacation after her company laid off the rest of the department and never replaced anyone
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Manager refuses to spend $50 on external software, insisting engineer waste company resources developing a platform in-house: 'This project was costing the company roughly $4,000 in billing hours'
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Girlfriend's best friend breaks up with his girlfriend and immediately starts spending every day at the couple's apartment for three weeks, boyfriend gives ultimatum and gets called toxic: 'I pay half the rent to live with her, not another roommate'
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Tenant notices her water bill climbing month after month, discovers a neighbor has been running a laundry business from her apartment: 'The whole building was paying'
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