Walmart

It's no secret that Walmart employees have seen some gruesome sh*t in their days. It's like people suddenly devolve to their worst selves upon entering the store. From there, the acts of insanity and outright vile bodily functions is imminent. We rounded up some of the most notable horror stories from Walmart employees remembering their worst days on the job. Get yourself ready. 

Check out 38 times the people of Walmart left us emotionally scarred for more Walmart madness. 

You never go FULL Walmart mode. These outlandish scenarios further prove how wild and reckless and generally riotous the world of Walmart is. And of course, there's the ONE exception in this list, but it was far too good to leave out. I don't care where that happened. You're an old lady in a mobility scooter stealing apples, you are going on this list!

These customers are beyond saving. No amount of customer service can deal with this amount of inconsiderate, occasionally volatile BS. Sometimes the best move when working customer service in Walmart, is to just sit back and let the crazy sh*t work itself out. 

Life is full of attempts. Sometimes you're trying to make a good point. Sometimes you're just trying to make a good shirt. For one reason or another, not all of these will succeed.

These people are living their absolute best lives... No one can say that they aren't shining examples of certain parts of mankind's abject failure to evolve from Neolithic times. And nothing is better than continuing to find out just how wacky Walmart can be. But clearly something is driving these people to dress like they've been on a month-long bender. Maybe these memes will be the missing link between the rest of humanity and these anomalies

The confidence of crazed Walmart customers is unrivaled. You've gotta hand it to 'em for that, at the very least. 

Walmart's a beacon of light to all the wonderfully lost souls out there. It's like people transcend their human state when they walk through the doors. 

It's almost like they're trying to rattle us to our cores with sheer weirdness. 

These'll crack you up while you question the state of humanity...

Walmart has eyes everywhere. Don't you forget it. 

It's as if they came up from the Underworld itself...

From the depths of Gehenna, these eldritch creatures descend upon the capitalist wonder that is the all in one store Walmart, and smother us with their garish attire, eccentricities, and are simply a site to behold. There is almost a never-ending supply of bizarre Walmart customers to choose from, so luckily we can judge them almost nonstop.

Quality store. Good prices. Nice clientele. Great Company.

NYC Subway>Walmart. And it's worth noting that these heinous situations were such that people felt comfortable enough to snap the pics. Imagine the ones cameras weren't able to capture. 

These Walmart employees have seen some sh*t.