Travel

Life comes at you fast, and it's best to make the most of the time you have. If you're in your 20s, pay attention closely to what the wise 30-year olds have to say. If you're in your 30s, then who cares, you haven't even hit middl age yet. If you're older than that, you probably think all this is stupid. On a slightly lighter note, here's some funny things people regret that they said.

If you've ever gotten lost in the sauce, you likely misplaced your ID amidst that fall into drunken disorientation station. The travel agency in this scenario outdid themselves. I can only imagine the sweaty panic that must've ensued when he got this form in the mail.

BARBARA, you're freaking everyone out! Seriously, as far as uncomfortable flights go with bizarre neighbors, this one takes the cake. A whole lot of cringe and genuine uncomfortable going on in this nervous Twitter thread. 

This dude just wanted to ride the bus, but went out on a limb and lied about his identity. It's literally like a sitcom episode where one lie snowballs into a web of bigger and bigger lies. Sounds stressful. While lying is usually the wrong thing to do, people do it all day every day. Sometimes the results work out way too well.

Just because something is statistically improbable doesn't mean there's no way of it happening. When you consider how many people there are living their own individual lives, the possibility of something improbable happening between them, at least once, becomes a near certainty. Chance is a real mofo. And in case you wanted to see how unlucky people can get, here are some more stories.

It can pay off to trust that spidey sense. Even something as simple as recording a conversation or moving your car can have lasting after-effects.

You never know what kind of absolute WTF madness might lurk in someone's suitcase. 

These people did it so you don't have to! Or do it. Some seem pretty cool.

Sometimes the saying "when in Rome" is easier said than done. And some places are better, worse, or more similar than you'd expect

Everything is bigger, louder, full of more meat and you can buy scorpions on the street. It's beautiful.

If only we had some Yelp reviews to go with these. 

These are painfully accurate. 

Some people just weren't meant to travel. 

Chrissy Teigen and John Legend got stuck on a flight for eight hours after it had to turn around 4 hours out of LAX on a nightmare flight to nowhere. This is pretty much exactly what you don't want to happen to you during your post-holiday traveling.