Tech

Would you like to pay for a subscription to drinking fountains? How about shoes that you have to charge? Internet of Shit highlights these disappointing marvels of technology and many more in what seems like a rapidly approaching dystopian future of awful products that simultaneously don't work and make life more inconvenient when they do work.

With every job comes a slew of misinformation about what it is you do all day. Wouldn't you believe it, Law and Order SVU isn't actually a terrifically accurate depiction of what forensics specialists do all day. Here's a smattering of the dumb conversations people have to have about their jobs.

Job Interviews can be hard and awkward. But they don't have to be THIS hard an awkward.

These idiots really need to get with the times. 

Questions like "What are my parents hiding from me?" and "Why am I sticky?" are fun, but they fail to capture the zeitgeist of the tech industry. The Bold Italic saw a niche that needed to be filled and went for it.