Scottish twitter

Leave it to Scottish People Twitter to speak the truth. 

Even if that speech is somewhat garbled and hard to understand. 

No English transcription available, the translator exploded.

We can't guarantee you'll understand these wildly incomprehensible Funny Tweets, but therein lies the beauty of Scottish Twitter! 

Little sense in these wildly confusing tweets that are unintentionally hilarious. 

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Ah, good 'ol Scottish Twitter. It's like English, except missing a few teeth and your tongue's shredded.

Love the Scots accent, toughest barstards on the planet ye ken?

Scottish Twitter never lets me down, man, and these are especially entertaining. You better believe these tweeting Scots have been blacklisted by autocorrect, at this point in the game. So many absolutely ludicrous spellings for otherwise simple words. Was genuinely impressed.