There are people out there mixing Oreos and orange juice. Why not just eat a tube of toothpaste while you're at it. There is no excuse. No excuse! These people need to go to prison.
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So, apparently some of these were promotions (Dave/Dove and Prongles - Cards Against Humanity promo), buuut that doesn't mean they still didn't throw their fair share of customers. There's almost something admirable in an off brand's stubborn attempt at fitting in with the rest of the products. Also, let's be real: those off brand cereals taste the exact same as their pricier counterparts.
"Is that a delicious pile of grapes? Or is it a clutch of terrifying spider eggs?" It's the spider eggs. For more, check out r/ForbiddenSnacks.
Is winning a lifetime supply of something actually too good to be true? Will the company try to get out of the deal through some loophole? Sometimes companies actually make good on that lifetime supply. Just hope you didn't win anything from Blockbuster or Toys R Us.
