Some of the most familiar sounds are also the most annoying.
With the new popularity of processed foods in post WWII America, the culinary lifestyle of the states was about to get pulverized into a steaming heap of tasteless crap. Jell-O pushed its way into meals like an estrange drunken uncle into your last Thanksgiving. Food failure follows us everywhere. Here are some cake mistakes.
Getting punched in the face sucks, but it could be great if you get punched with Jell-o boxing gloves. Now you can. Check it out.
"Tervetuloa takaisin toihin" translates to "Welcome back to work" in Finnish. Get it?
You're in real trouble when they start calling you "Theo" and demanding Jello.
And the only words I can spell with it on my spoon are "the," quick," "brown," "fox," "jumped," "over," "the," "lazy," and "dog."
For those of you who aren't Finnish, the power of Google Translate has told me that the sign means, roughly, "Welcome Back, Tom." Unless GT's notoriety for inaccuracy still holds true and it really means "Gold Triangle Fish Hockey."